[ChristmasNeeve]

Wales are watching!

[Smithy]

I just died

[T*]

SWEDEN IS WATCHING!

[ChristmasNeeve]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh controversial.................

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh controversial.................

gif fail :L

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Smithy

gif fail :L

I can see it :/

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I can see it :/

So could I


smithy fail :L

[Shaun]

That was so moving and beautiful. I had a similar experience when I discovered that Chris Crocker had stolen my eyelashes, but...well...when did you last hear from him?

LET'S GO TO THE NORTH OF KOREA.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

So could I


smithy fail :L

Nothing new there then

[Vicky.]

Ahahaha I love it

[Shaun]

Artist: Mr. Black
Song: Rebecca Black's My Daughter
To the tune of:

Youtube video

Do do do do do do do do do do

I saw a **** song, of some girl who can’t sing,
Like who cares, like who cares, like who cares?
Someone says she looks and sounds just like me,
How they tease, how they tease, how they tease

Get me onto Jeremy Kyle,
an eager audience or two
and a DNA test before I’m believing,
Damn, I wish the world hadn’t seen,
Surely I couldn’t spawn such a being.
Results are in oh no, please no,
This really cannot be true…

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord this can’t be right?


I remember that night in summer, that drunken silly fling,
It’s not, it’s not fair, it’s not fair
All those years ago, a condom I had forgotten to bring
Oh I scream, Oh I scream, Oh I scream.


Give me a quick a loaded gun,
At least Bieber isn’t my ****ing son.
I wish I hadn’t woke this morning,
This is too crazy.

This may be fun, fun, fun for you
Having to decide which seat to choose
But they don’t just laugh at you,
My perfect life is now through

Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, Rebecca Black’s my daughter
Aaaggh, Aaaaaagghh, Agggh,
Rebecca Black’s my daughter, oh lord I hate you so much YouTube.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoooo


That’s it I’m moving to Vanuatu,
Rebecca I don’t want to know you,
I will always hate you YouTube.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
Rebecca Blacks my daughter.

Aaaghh, agggghhh, agghhhh
Rebecca Black’s my daughter,
That’s my so called life I had
through, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Iceman]

I will always hate you youtube

[ChristmasNeeve]

lmao Well done Ben!!

[GypsyGoth]

Good jobs Eoin & Ben

[Maia]

Eoinem and Mr. Black

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Texas Chainsaw, left his house and went the woods
dangling from a tree, while giving some guy wood
please, please, dont, cum
wipes, off, smiles, walks, home.

[Shaun]

Li'l Kim Jong-Il - Korea's Revenge (feat. Saddam Hussein)

Youtube video

[The stage is awash with green smoke; pink strobe lights begin to flash in time with the opening beats, exposing Li'l Kim sat in an egg-chair in mid-air, on a wire]
I am not busy, I am so ronery
So far ahead, you punks can blow me
See nobody can overthrow me,
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only
[A red CGI dragon appears on the giant screen behind Li'l Kim]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
I'm startin' to feel like the one and only.
Look at my heir Jong-un, how the West be fumin'
So fuck 'em all my kingdom is bloomin'
Yeah, I said it, boo-ming
Blow it up, wild thing
[Fireworks go off at the front of the screen]
(Haha) Magma
Hey Korea, hey Korea, swagger
I got the guns, we ain't got medicine
I got jails, sentencing
I'm a "mad bitch", a "tyrant"
Well I'll whip down south, cunts.
Use force 'by accident',
[He begins dutty-wining]
Better watch your back, bitch, I'm on a front
You need a job, our success counts on you,
hear that bitch? No Motherland Without You
America brags a lot, I'll hit you if you mock
I am a commie, suck my cock.
It's hard work, I know it's tough
But enough is enough

[Four dancers run in from the sides, dressed in soldier uniforms. They lift up Li'l Kim and spin him around. They put him down at the end of the chorus.]
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for switchin' you bitches on?
Is it my fault that we got the atomic bomb?
Shoulda sent us arms, just like Chairman Mao
Now I'ma shoot your ships up, pow-pow-pow
"(Ki-Ki-Ki) Kim, they just mad 'cause you like Pol Pot"
Word, those bitches mad 'cos I'm like Pol Pot?
Well, bitches, if you vote then y'all get shot
Got some soldiers out in Pyongyang that'll off your top
[The soldiers mime a firing squad against some dissident extras at the back of the stage]
I-I-I-I see you London, I hear you Dublin
I got you scared, shook, panickin'
Overseas, France, Mexican
My 'dictatorship' is maddenin'
You wanna fuck with me? I hear that right?
I'm the motherfuckin' boss, override.
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
[Lady GaGa joins him onstage dressed as a motorbike; they writhe together]
Now Lady GaGa's gettin' fucked, all night
I see them rusty-as Yankee popstars
Raggedy-ass, showin' your arse
[He shoves Lady GaGa off-stage]
I kill the gays, gas them in their cars
Born this way? Oh what a farce
(What a farce!) What, wha-wha-what, what a farce
Born this way? What a farce!
[Several angry Monsters run onstage and begin pummeling Li'l Kim with their fists and heels; Saddam Husseiny suddenly emerges from the back doors and holds them up at gunpoint - they run away. Li'l Kim climbs back into his eggchair and dances arrogantly as Saddam begins rapping.]

Saddam Husseiny:
A-a-a-a-all you li'l faggots can suck it,
No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em, yeah treat them like maggots,
And I'm wicked enough to make straight bastards bend
Yeah, in iron maidens, bitch, keep acting as if
You have the same rights that I have
Yeah, right, stay hungry, infidel
Political opponents will go straight to Hell
It's hot enough there to give you heat-rash
Try and challenge me whilst I hold my whip (I'll lash!)
[Li'l Kim begins to descend back to the stage floor; he grinds against Saddam, joining him in the chorus]
Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony
Before I shove a homing missile up your ass
You know your place, so why ask?
When Husseiny and Kimmy's world class
It's (aristocrats) beats (proletariat)

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like the one and only
Rah, rah, like I feel so ronery
Like the one and only, like the one and only

[Kim Jong-suk, Li'l Kim's mother, appears at the top of the stairs in a kimono, face mask and tight hair rollers; she begins to scold Jong-Il.]
Kimmy! Kimmy!
Stop it, stop it!
You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!
You and this Saddam Husseiny!
What's goin' on?
They'll lock you away!
They'll put you in a jail cell!
I promise!
Take the UN's warning, Kimmy
Pleaaaaaaase
Back to bed! Run along!
Let's go! Come on!
Put those nukes down at once, boys.

[Josy]

Brilliant Mr Black & Li'l Kim Jong!

Is the forum running slow or is it my **** computer

[Shaun]

(oh yeah, ignore the first eminem verse rofl)

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

(oh yeah, ignore the first eminem verse rofl)

[Iceman]

LOL thats brilliant

[ChristmasNeeve]

brilliant!! Who's is that? Is that dezzys?

[Smithy]

It was Shauns niamh

but LMAO

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Smithy

It was Shauns niamh

but LMAO

oh lol thanks!

[Tom4784]

Rofl at Shaun's, amazing.