[Shaun]

Cheetah and Violet will be performing and they will be singing Tsunami on the Moon




Violet:
My world stopped the day
You slowly looked my way
I fell for you,
And your furry fashion
And I was lost
In your hungry passion

Lips that crave touched skin
Your mauling love begins.


Purrfect love washes over me
like a tsunami on the moon
You nibble into me
like eating pastrami with a spoon


My life started that morning
I came around in your arms
As the sun was just dawning
I fell for your charms
Walking paw in hand
I could no longer stand it

Then you started to bite
My husband photoed the site


Purrfect love washes over me
like a tsunami on the moon
You nibble into me
like eating pastrami with a spoon


Cheetah:
na na na na na
na na na na na
na na la na na
na na na la na
la la na na na
na meow la la


Violet:
Lips that crave touched skin

Purrfect love washes over me
like a tsunami on the moon
You nibble into me
like eating pastrami with a spoon

[Kate!]

Nathan

Am crying laughing.

[GypsyGoth]

[Niamh.]

-is getting slightly concerned with the bestiality undertones in the last two entries-

[Tom4784]

*approves....of the song, not beastiality*

[Black Dagger]

Better than Blue.

Bravo

[Shaun]

That was quite beautiful, Finland, you've done yourselves prou-

SAY NO TO BESTIALITY

Oh lord, officer, deal with this. HERE'S ROMANIA. (Livia)

[Maia]

LOL GG

[Niamh.]

WooHoooooooooo come on Livia

[Kate!]

[Shaun]

Here is the entry for Romania. I call it, the Cultural Stereotype Song. I'd like to call them 'De Varza Umplute' - The Stuffed Cabbages. It's the Romanian national dish, don't ya know. This stuff is cutting edge over there.

Annoyingly, the clip goes on for ages, my song is the first one - 0 - 3.35

Youtube video

The Cultural Stereotype Song.
I was robbed in Bucharest they stole my telephone
It wasn’t like this under Communism, was it hun?
For your phone they’ll roll ya
But at least now we get Coca Cola

Chorus:
Now we don’t live in a concrete flats – because capitalists
Don’t suck up to the Russians and that’s – because we’re capitalists
But the West still think we’re backward twats - but we’re capitalists… So **** them.

I used to work in a factory that made tractors
And before that at a couple of nuclear reactors
Once my work made me a crushing bore
Now I'm a genius in an Apple Store

Chorus:
Now we don’t live in a concrete flats – because we’re capitalists
Don’t suck up to the Russians and that’s – because we’re capitalists
But the West still think we’re backward twats - but we’re capitalists… So **** them.

Under communism we lived twenty to a house
But now I have MTV and Levi Strauss
Socialism was once our God
Now it’s iMac, iPad, iPod,

Chorus:
Now we don’t live in a concrete flats – because we’re capitalists
Don’t suck up to the Russians and that’s – because we’re capitalists
But the West still think we’re backward twats - but we’re capitalists… So **** them.

Yeah, **** them… repeat.

[Niamh.]

[Tom4784]

That was amazing.

Under communism we lived twenty to a house
But now I have MTV and Levi Strauss
Socialism was once our God
Now it’s iMac, iPad, iPod,

[Maia]

Great stuff Livia

[Shaun]

That was wonderful, thank you Romania!

When the event organisers asked for a nice bit of fish tonight I bet they didn't expect me! Still, let's hope they enjoy our next act: Norway (*Kate*)!

[Shaun]

The stage/design



The "Group"

The Spicy *****s. Lead vocals Kate, backup singers Shaun, Black Dagger, Zee and Marc.

(AKA... Katie Spice, Slutty Spice, Vixen Spice, Bitch Spice and Syphillis Spice. Not saying who's who as I don't want to face a lawsuit for slander )

Here are the Publicity Shots....











Costumes for the Performance of "Wannabe"
(All "girls" will be wearing the same outfit)



The Song - Wannabe (a Tibb Member)

"La La La La La La....Go! The Spicy *****s run onto the stage

We'll tell yer wot we want
What we rilly rilly want
A forum's wot we want
wot we trooly trooly want

All the *****s come to the front of the stage, turn and wiggle their bottoms at the audience

This is wot we'd like
wot we'd rilly rilly like
we all wannabe members
of the Tibb BB site

We wanna Kate waves a plastic inflatable banana
We wanna Marc dances provocatively next to a backing singer
We wanna Zee strips off top to reveal a coconut bra
We gonna Shaun squirts cream on a dancers chest and rubs it in, pouting at camera
Join Right Now! Black Dagger boings across the stage on this



We rilly rilly rilly wanna
get online...Yah!!

We're very good at postin'
We're not cheap slaaaags

Zee and Shaun stand behind Kate and Marc, pointing and nodding

n' we're not boastin'
except for Dags.....wot a hag!

(Black Dagger) OI!!!!! - pushes Katie Spice off stage. She climbs back, adjusts wig and fake boobs, carries on singing)

We'll tell yer wot we want
what we rilly, trooly want
we wanna
we wanna
we wanna
JOIN RIGHT NOW!!! All the *****s try to push each other out of the way to be at the front. Black Dagger shoves jelly in Shaun's face.

If yer rilly luv Big Bruvva
we wanna be your friends
talk about the show forever
hope it never ends
cos ya rilly luv Big Bruvva
we think your forum rocks
we don't give a hoot about

the size of your....Inbox! All the *****s except Katie Spice take condoms from their pockets, blow them up and pop them in Katie's face in turn. Katie stamps on their feet with her stilettos.
So, here's our story
from Kate to Zee Kate and Zee produce lipsticks, and paint rosy circles on each others cheeks (facial cheeks!)

you wanna mix wiv us,
we really aren't fusseeee
we got Shu in the house
she puts it all about Shaun takes a pair of knickers from pocket and throws them into the audiencewe got Marc
spelt with a C
her love don't
come for free Marc picks up a banner from the side of the stage and holds it up, it says "I charge by the hour"
Easy Dags likes to
be called Suzeeeee! Black Dagger looks shocked and shakes his head
That's us, you see

Shake your ass around
and wind up on the ground

(all the *****s dance and collide, and land in a heap on the floor - they get back up)

Shake your ass around
and ziggi zig, aaaargh! (all fall on the floor again. Get back up)

If yer rilly luv Big Bruvva
we wanna be your friends
talk about the show forever
hope it never ends
cos ya rilly luv Big Bruvva
we think your forum rocks
we don't give a hoot about
the size of your....Inbox!

If yer rilly luv Big Bruvva
you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta,

Shake your ass around
and wind up on the ground......"

(the *****s all fall on the floor again and wrestle madly - security escorts them from the stage)
Fin!

[GypsyGoth]

Good going Livia and Kate

[Z]

for the last few entries!

[Niamh.]

Good job Kate

[Shaun]

RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE ARE STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE BITCHES <3 xo

Calm your tits Augustine! What a wonderful performance there from Norway! Now, we're here to act professional and not, in any way, joke about rape and domestic violence.

Haha non! Omelette du fromage!

Correct, Augustine! Safe humour is the way forward! And speaking of French, let's see what France (Mollie.) has written for us this year!

Vomir dans mon vagin, vous l'homme poilu souhaitable.

[Andrew.]

Moldova soon!

thats me

[Tom4784]

RUDOLPH AND AUGUSTINE <3

They were my first loves.

[Maia]

Kate

France

[Shaun]

and le post~

[Shaun]

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