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BBUKLive: 10.27am: Again, yes, we meant Martin. SORRY! *Martin* is talking about West Ham. #cbb #notsteve
18-08-2012 10:27 AM

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Good old Martin

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BBUKLive: 10.40am: Rhian thinks The Situation is being very quiet, and we agree. He's as quiet as a big, ripped mouse in a baseball cap. #cbb
18-08-2012 10:41 AM

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BBUKLive: 1052am: Cheryl and Lorenzo are sharing a hearty breakfast of bran flakes and banana. Healthy, what what? #cbb
18-08-2012 10:53 AM

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BBUKLive: 10.54am: Lorenzo is describing a dessert he likes, and Cheryl has called it a "fruity tarty squeeze up" Sounds...delicious? #cbb
18-08-2012 10:55 AM

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BBUKLive: 11.06am: Samantha has invited Harvey to her farm in France. Where's our invite, La Brick? #cbb
18-08-2012 11:07 AM

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BBUKLive: 10.18am: Ashley is telling a very animated story about judo. He's quite the raconteur. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:18 AM

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BBUKLive: 11.27am: Danica and Cheryl are singing Mysterious Girl. We estimate they know 40% of the lyrics. Good going. #cbb
18-08-2012 11:28 AM

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BBUKLive: 11.36am: Coleen's been calling Martin 'Steve' too! It's not just us! Like we said, a very memorable performance there. #cbb #notsteve
18-08-2012 11:37 AM

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BBUKLive: 11.52am: BB has called Julie and Julian to the DR... to tell them their task for the day! Details will be revealed soon... #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 11:53 AM

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BBUKLive: 1158am: While the #Jules ready themselves for the #cbbtalent task, Jasmine is buffing the dry skin on Ashley's foot. #cbb
18-08-2012 12:01 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.15pm: The task is ON! #cbbtalent read all about it here: http://t.co/e2J42WHi #cbb
18-08-2012 12:12 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.16pm: Julian is reading out the instructions for the #cbbtalent task. He's a natural. #cbb #jules
18-08-2012 12:15 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.17pm: Singers can sing Spandau Ballet songs! We may well see Martin do GOLD! (golllld) #alwaysbelieveinyoursoul #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:18 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.18pm: Julian has chosen Cheryl, and Julie has chosen Harvey (and his todger, and his verrucas). #jules #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:20 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.21pm: Julian has picked Rhian and Ashley, and Julie has picked Coleen and The Situation. #jules #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:22 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.23pm: Julian has picked Martin, because he can sing and act and has lovely teeth, Julie has picked Danica. #cbbtalent #cbb #jules
18-08-2012 12:24 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.25pm: Julian has picked Jasmine, and Julie gets Samantha on board. Prince Lorenzo is taking rejection well. #cbb #cbbtalent #lonelyprince
18-08-2012 12:26 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.27pm: Poor #lonelyprince Lorenzo has joined Julian's team. He doesn't look worried at his perceived lack of talent. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 12:28 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.35pm: The HMs are having a break before they enter the Audition Room. There is much discussion of talent. Dahling. #cbb #cbbtalent #jules
18-08-2012 12:36 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.42pm: Cheryl isn't even telling Julian, her talent agent, what her talent will be. She's so mysterious... #cbb #cbbtalent
18-08-2012 12:44 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.51pm: Julian & Julie are in the Audition Room mulling over the rules of the game. The HMs are getting ready. #cbbtalent #cbb #jules
18-08-2012 12:53 PM

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BBUKLive: 12.58pm: Looks like we might be in for some burlesque from Rhian. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:00 PM

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BBUKLive: 1.00pm: Lorenzo just dropped a TRUTH BOMB: the almond is a FRUIT. He just officially blew our minds. #cbb
18-08-2012 01:02 PM

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BBUKLive: 1.06pm: Ashley is up first. We really wanna see some judo. #cbbtalent #cbb
18-08-2012 01:06 PM