[Epic.]

"Might be a bit upset cause last night I did SAY that I might have fancied Adele a little bit, but now I found out that she has a... she has a GIRLFRIEND... which is Just My Luck because I always end up sort of fancying the people that are erm... out of my reach.... ...But hell, that's part of life. And you gotta deal with things like that. And... I'M 23, I'M YOUNG, I'M FULL OF CUM, so who gives a fuck? Thank you Big Brother."

[Matthew.]

“You’re blackophobic innit!”

[Epic.]

Listen yeah, he deserves... everything he gets...

Whyyyyyy?

Why? Cause he's a PRICK!

[Dogeatdog]

“Your the most annoying boy in England”

[Dogeatdog]

Big Brother can you open the larder and can we have our shopping cause that selfish yank has just eaten all the ****ing food and me and Imogen have got nothing to eat for breakfast now. He’s had four bowls of cornflakes yesterday, FOUR and they’re not just normal bowls, they’re ****ing mountains of cornflakes, like a mountain and a whole bag of sugar, we’re running out of sugar as well cause of him and now ****ing goes and finshes the whole thing of cornflakes massive mountains and me and Imogen wanted to have them and now there’s none.

“Oh look there’s porridge oats, porridge oats are good for you they’re healthy” well why don’t you have them you fat ox!

[reece(:]

I'm UPSET for my own reasons which I don't wish to disclose now!

[Headie]

"You just pulled the blanket off an old woman! No offence Les!"

[Matthew.]

“I think that I could eat a brick and my stomach acid would dissolve it.”

[Epic.]

"Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in"

[Daniel.]

“That Saskia....shes like a man in draaaaaag”

[Matthew.]

“If you want me to shout at you, I’ll shout at you! THIS is ****IN SHOUTING!”

[Headie]

"The one and only Charley which is why I got the unique experience, I must say "

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

“If you want me to shout at you, I’ll shout at you! THIS is ****IN SHOUTING!”

''You look pathetic, Brian, how you you feel? You look pathetic''

[Elliot]

Hurry! Quickly! We’ve got to get ready!

Alright calm down.....

No why should I calm down you never do!

Neither do you, you’re always playing up for the cameras!

... bitch.

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

''You look pathetic, Brian, how you you feel? You look pathetic''

...You’re a clown.

[CiaraNelly2000]

Shilpa- “you know what. Your claim to fame is this!”

Jade-“na na na my claim to fame is meeting you. You ****in loser!”

[Lostie!]

Oh Gerry, shut up.
You SHADDAP!

[Dogeatdog]

Heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes!!
Heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes and eyes and ears and mouth and nose!!
Heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes!!

[Epic.]

"The shopping arrived, and it was REALLY like as you see on the screens of the nation. You see starving children in SOMAAALIA... and their big brown eyes looking up into the sky... as the eiffel playing descends to... throw food parcels and they all RUN and they GRAB and they fight each other... because they know that every grain matters... but this isn't Somalia... this is the Big Brother house... then they don't share things out properly so everybody has to hide out things like their fruit, their drinks, what kind of morality is that?? It makes me sick in the stomach. We've just discovered that Max... lied to everybody about the shopping list, I was not involved in the shopping list, but he came in here unbeknown to anybody else and deducted essential items from the shopping list like fruit and veg and so on... we've got two carrots... two carrots to last us the whole week... and there are ten people in the house. But MAX... has put 8 or 10 cans of cider on the list and... where... where are the cans of cider now? 'Well let's hide them in his drawer and Saskia's drawer and Anthony's drawer!' Well they're the only three people that seem to matter..."

[Greg!]

I just like to be single and have a laugh and just go out there and blaze it up. I like to have everyone up, everything. Do you get me?

[Epic.]

Although he walks as though he's got no balls, don't be deceived by that. He's got more balls than all the straight men... put together in this house...

[Epic.]

It's more difficult for Makosi and me because, both our boxes have to howse our lawge PERSONALITIES as WELL!


...Shut up Derek

[Dogeatdog]

I CANNY BE BOTHERED MAN, WITH THIS ****E!! Keep flippin getting into bickering arguments over nowt.

[Greg!]

Caroline is one of the nastiest people I have ever come across! I can't stand her!

[Tony Montana]

Oh shut up Arron you’re nothing but a disgusting rapscallion