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Jordan. · 05-06-2012, 01:28 AM

What a great thread, time to get reading all 15 pages.

Patrick · 05-06-2012, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DoM-h

I made a thread for this quote.

From the letter he sent to one of his fans. 'I'm glad you like cats. I have a Siamese one. His name is Abdul; he is a little sh*t

Jack_ · 05-06-2012, 01:34 AM

This thread

what a man.

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Originally Posted by Jordan.

What a great thread, time to get reading all 15 pages.

I shall be joining you.

Patrick · 05-06-2012, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

Jordan. · 05-06-2012, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

Jack_ · 05-06-2012, 01:54 AM

Just been through the entire thread, and aside from the legendary ones in the OP, these are my favourites. I was pmsl.

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Originally Posted by Brad.

'if they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag'

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Originally Posted by Marc

"a few people strumming one out over the dark horse"

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Originally Posted by MissKittyFantastico

On LF now.

BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process.

Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!'

I remember this one vividly

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Originally Posted by reece(:

About 10 mins ago:

Marcus: Bea, you're a greasy hippy.

RANDOMM

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Originally Posted by Pierre-loso

"I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured.You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man.It's done and dusted,set in stone.Whatever i do is cool.I breathe cool,I sleep cool.I s*it cool.you can't beat captain cool as ******,it can't be done"

The last one is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcus' signature quote

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Originally Posted by BB22

I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:

While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...

"What's the pastry like?"

I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.

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Originally Posted by Harry!

About Hira: 'Noone's gonna notice that she's gone, nobody bloody noticed that she was here'

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Originally Posted by Brad.

'I acccidently pulled a plate in half while I was eating'

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Originally Posted by Brad.

'I dont know, how come I didnt die?'

'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

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Originally Posted by headaball

To Sophie, "I've never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts."

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Originally Posted by Brad.

'The consequences will be my urine all over your camera' - THE BEST QUOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by headaball

Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.

oh my

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Originally Posted by Oooo_get_her

"I think I might just smash your poxy little cardboard house to its foundations - how do you like them ******ing apples!"

PMSL

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Originally Posted by *mazedsalv**

To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

Genius.

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Originally Posted by WAYNEEBRUM

"This chair is sh*t...."

He sums it up so perfectly

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Originally Posted by alc09

David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"

The best comeback in an argument in the history of Big Brother.

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Originally Posted by BlackOrWhite

Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".

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Originally Posted by Nathan

''tug me off bea,''

''come on bea its not gunna suck itself''

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Originally Posted by Nathan

''dyou know what, im the type of hero that could teach my dick to suck itself, thats how ****ing great i am''

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Originally Posted by fallenkal

Sophie: "You need anger management you swear so much"

Marcus "**** off!"

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Originally Posted by Charberto

I had to sign up to this forum just to post this - the guy is a legend!!

Upon hearing that his Mom had been on BB, for David to identify in the Mummy task:

"My ****ing mother?! Hahaaa, whats she ****ing doing on Big Bother? She should be doing some ****ing work, not coming on here. ****ing old mingebag."

Love him!

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Originally Posted by alc09

Come on people, keep adding his best quotes even though the Dark Horse has gone.

"There is only one thing that can be done in this situation...The ****ing Grave Yard Shift"

"I am the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse. And if i want bubbles, boy will I ****ing have bubbles"

The man was a legend.

Patrick · 05-06-2012, 02:02 AM

David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ******ng fat *****!"

OH MY GOD.

Jordan. · 05-06-2012, 02:02 AM

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"What's the pastry like?"

Doubt we'll ever get another male housemate as great as Marcus.

Patrick · 05-06-2012, 02:07 AM

That quote about smacking Kris on the ballbag. Had me roaring with laughter for weeks.

Jack_ · 05-06-2012, 02:11 AM

I hated Kris the Kunt (was my nickname for him). Mophead twat. He could only dream of being as good as Marcus and Freddie.

Patrick · 05-06-2012, 02:15 AM

The way he bullied Freddie was horrible.

Jack_ · 05-06-2012, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Patrick

The way he bullied Freddie was horrible.

Yeah I know, he was the main offender as well and like Marcus says in his rant (I posted it in that thread btw) they never got called in for mimicking his accent like Marcus did with Sree. Actually there's a part in the clip where Freddie pipes up in the garden about the argument and then both Lisa and Kris start telling him to 'be quiet' and 'not to get involved'. It actually annoyed me all these years on.