[LukeB]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Mokka has kicked off with another customer:

[Morgan.]

Did you have a meeting with Deb about her future and pay rise, Will?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Customers doing their weekly food shopping

[arista]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

Customers doing their weekly food shopping

Head Office Notified
as Dogs are banned in all stores
except the blind folks

[Will.]

Deb has mysteriously disappeared again, she did not attend the meeting last night.

[Will.]

Doreen serving regular customer Madge:

[Ammi]

...just trying to get to the checkout before Madge because uggghhh she always takes ages nattering to Doreen...

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

...just trying to get to the checkout before Madge because uggghhh she always takes ages nattering to Doreen...

The pair like to have a good gossip, even though they have history.

[Will.]

BREAKING:

Deb has been reportedly spotted on the CCTV camera:

[Will.]

Our regular customer Nevett loves shopping at Will's supermarket:

[T*]

All dogs are banned? Why are you allowed in then arista

[Daniel-X]

BREAKING NEWS: Maureen has been arrested ripping two men's cocks off after they stared at her girlfriend Jezebelle's arse

More to follow

[Daniel-X]

'

MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH ARRESTED AFTER VIOLENT OUTBURST'

Shoppers at Will's supermarket today were kept distressed after seeing contraception expert Maureen Carpertmunch violently rip off two men's penis' after catching them perving on her Turkish fiancée Jezebelle Grey's arse. Shoppers went into wild panic when Maureen ran down the cereal aisle with two cocks in each hand screaming 'HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH SCORNED' before she slipped on a bottle of nesco coffee beans and impaled one of the erect dicks in her mouth.

Carpetmunch was arrested at the scene by security guard Beryl who slapped Maureen to the floor with the other erect cock. Maureen suffered several injurys but in an interview with Zoo magazine Maureen commented 'Having that erect cock in my mouth really made me realise that maybe carpet munching isn't half as good as a good sausage in your mouth.' Maureen has been given a five minute setence regarding her actions but will be appealing later in court today for a two minute setence.

Beryl the security guard was here to comment today 'I got really set when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

'

MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH ARRESTED AFTER VIOLENT OUTBURST'

Shoppers at Will's supermarket today were kept distressed after seeing contraception expert Maureen Carpertmunch violently rip off two men's penis' after catching them perving on her Turkish fiancée Jezebelle Grey's arse. Shoppers went into wild panic when Maureen ran down the cereal aisle with two cocks in each hand screaming 'HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE MAUREEN CARPETMUNCH SCORNED' before she slipped on a bottle of nesco coffee beans and impaled one of the erect dicks in her mouth.

Carpetmunch was arrested at the scene by security guard Beryl who slapped Maureen to the floor with the other erect cock. Maureen suffered several injurys but in an interview with Zoo magazine Maureen commented 'Having that erect cock in my mouth really made me realise that maybe carpet munching isn't half as good as a good sausage in your mouth.' Maureen has been given a five minute setence regarding her actions but will be appealing later in court today for a two minute setence.

Beryl the security guard was here to comment today 'I got really set when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

Never forget

[Will.]

Remember everyone, Beryl takes no ****!

[Will.]

'I got really wet when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

[Will.]

BREAKING: Kathy has used taken the two cocks, in hope they will be good dildos, Norah ain't happy.

[Will.]

BREAKING!!!!!!!

Local Journalist Daniel-X is now Deputy Director of Will's supermarket.


MORE TO FOLLOW....

[Will.]

Todays events have been tragic, Beryl has been promoted to head security guard.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Todays events have been tragic, Beryl has been promoted to head security guard.

Wise words from the queen herself

'I got really wet when I saw Maureen sucking the cock and I couldn't help but orgasm myself but I realised it was job to tackle this bitch. Beryl takes no **** and it's time for people to wake up and smell the flavoured condom.'

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Customers having fun.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

Customers having fun.

Pavlo has a bi-polar episode and shoots them all

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Pavlo has a bi-polar episode and shoots them all

[Daniel-X]

PAVLO REVEALS HE IS JALE'S ESTRANGED FATHER

Security guard Pavlo Cheesynachos has today revealed in an exclusive interview with BBC Good Food (Mexican edition) that Jale Burrito is intact his daughter.

Cheesynachos and Burriots mother agreed to keep the identity of Jale's father a secret at birth after Cheesynachos left Burritos mother Marina for Mike the check out boy after discovering his gay side after getting erect over Rob and Aaron on Emmerdale. Marina bleached Jale's skin to make sure she never found out her true identity.

Jale commented 'I was always told as a child that a Burrito was a Chinese delicacy so I never suspected a thing. I got nervous when I noticed some frozen burritos in the store next to a fajita kit but I chose to ignore it. I'm fine with Mike being my new step father it's just going to be awkward sharing the same man with my dad :/'

[Will.]

BREAKING: Daniel-X has decided it times for a shack up in the store: Beryl will be offering Safe Sex talks for young people in the supermarket cafe.