[T*]

YAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAASSSS

[Wizard.]

[Ashley.]

Good job team x

[Will.]

Jamie's team have won a pool party with the bachelors!

A social group will be opened where the party will take place.

[Jamie89]

Well done team

Luke's team's was brilliant though... the accents (I was creasing) it was so well written, and the Baby I Don't Care promo Really well done

[T*]

do we not get to see the entries?

[Cal.]

Can we read Jamie's team's?

[Cal.]

Well done btw

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Jamie's team have won a pool party with the bachelors!

A social group will be opened where the party will take place.

Yay I can't wait to get wet with these hunky meat joints!

Will both scripts be published here?

[Cal.]

(I wrote our's btw so sorry team Luke </3 )

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Riley.

Awh get well soon <3

Thanks hun, tonsillitis sucks

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Cal.

(I wrote our's btw so sorry team Luke </3 )

Don't worry I am sure it was amazing!

[Will.]

Jamie's team entry:

Mean Mums - Season 13, Episode 22
“Partial Grammy Queen”

*Beyonce, Shakira and Britney are in Adele’s dressing room at the 59th Grammy Awards*

Beyonce: “Kelly, Michelle, did you get it done?”
Shakira: “Yes miss Beyonce, we did what you asked”.
Britney: “Hang on, who’s Kelly & Michelle? What did your last slaves die of Bey?”
Shakira: “Shut up Britney, you can’t talk about black culture if you’re white. Only us woman of colour like me and Beyonce understand”.
Britney: “But you’re white?”
Shakira: “I’m not white, I’m colombian!”
Britney: “But if you’re from Columbia, then why are you white?”
Beyonce: “Britney! You can’t just ask people why they’re white”

*Lady Gaga walks into the room”

Gags: “Hello Adele. Oh wait, where’s Adele? What’re you doing in her dressing room?”
Shakira: “ Hola mi amores am just cleaning Adele’s dressing room like a good cleaner I’m not associated with these singers whose identity I am not familiar, goodbye!”

*Shakira runs out of the room*


Lady Gaga: “Ugh what is that smell?!?”
Britney: “Oh Beyonce gave me some perfume, it’s Heat by Beyonce”
Beyonce: “Yeah umm Brit gave me some perfume as a pre-Grammy gift it’s, Midnight Fantasy”
Gaga: “Ugh you smell like a Baby Prostitute. Mixed with pure ****e!”
Beyonce: “What do you want Lady Dyke?”
Gaga: “Shut up Beyonce! I know you’re planning to ruin my best friend Adele’s eventual Best Album of The Year win tonight and me and my little monsters will not let you get away with it satan worshipping bitch!”
Beyonce: “You’re so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Stefani Germanotta. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Lyndell who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Stefani was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Lyndell, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Stefani, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack”.
*Gags raises the spirit of her Aunt Joanne who breaks Beyonce’s back in a cat fight*
*Meanwhile Adele arrives at The Grammys*

Adele: “Mum will ya stop fussing over me I’m 20 times Grammy winning Adele Adkins yeah and fame hasn’t changed me”.
Cher: “You watch your mouth young lady! You’re not too young to be grounded and I will send you back to Africa if you step out of line one more time!”
Adele: “Sorry, I’m just nervous because everyone’s going to be there when I win album of the…”

*Ariana Grande walks past and Cher chases after her*

Cher: “OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!”


*20 minutes later*

Lady Gaga: “And the Grammy for Album of The Year goes to… my friend, Adele!”

*the whole arena cheers*

Adele: “Wow I’m so shocked I’m just a Christian mother of one from Africa I did not expect this. You know I've never been to one of these things before and when I think about how many people wanted this, and how many people cried over it and stuff, I mean, I think everybody looks great tonight. Look at Jennifer Lopez, that dress is amazing and Katy Perry that hair do must have taken hours and you look really pretty. So why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean it's just 24 carat gold, it's really just (she snaps the Grammy into little tiny pieces). A piece for Shakira, a partial Spring Fling Queen. A piece for Lady Gaga and a piece for Beyonce, she fractured her spine and she still looks like a rockstar. Thank you everyone".

[Will.]

Luke's team entry:

CELEBRITY TRAMPOLINING – SERIES ONE – THE FINAL

Vicky Pattison: Aareet bonny lads and lasses and welcome to the final of Celebrity Trampolining 2017! Along the way wuh lost our Sinitta, our Jake Quickenden, our Jeff Braizer and our Peter Andre leaving our fab lasses Lauren Harries and Jennifer Ellison in the final 2! Now, let’s move on with the show and let our Jennifer show wuh why she should be the winner of The Golden Trampoline Trophy!
*VT rolls*

Jennifer Ellison: Iya. I’m so fookin excited about tonight’s fookin performance. Aam gonna be doing a gorgeous bump drop followed by a pretty fookin elegant knee drop. Aam hoping the public pick up their phones and vote for mee to win the Golden Trampoline Trophy.

*VT ends*

Vicky Pattison: Take it away our Jen’!

*’Baby I Don’t Care’ by Jennifer Ellison begins playing*
*Jennifer Ellison strolls onto the trampolines in a tight white number and begins gyrating around, smiling at the screaming crowd*

*As the performance reaches it’s climax, Jennifer suddenly jumps and lands on her bum, but she fails to bounce back up. Her eyes widen with shock as the music stops. Tears roll down the Scouse bird’s face as she suddenly stumbles off the trampoline.*

Jennifer Ellison: Aam so fookin sorry! Aam so disgusted in meself! Aa don’t know what went wrong!
Vicky Pattison: Listen our Jen, you gave it ya all, ya smashed it pet, wuh still love her don’t wuh!
*Vicky gestures for the crowd as they begin to frantically cheer*

Vicky Pattison: Now unfortunately our Jen because you did that perform the bum drop or the knee drop for wuh, you’ve been disqualified. Get yourself off the stage pet.

*Vicky shrugs Jen off as she rushes backstage in tears. Vicky holds her earpiece close to her ear*

Vicky Pattison: Now because our Jen failed to complete the bum drop or the knee drop for wuh, that means that we have one very special lass backstage who needs crowning the winner of Celebrity Trampolining. Lads and lasses, please put your hands together for our Lauren Harries!

*The crowd erupts into furious cheers as Lauren Harries makes her way onto the stage looking baffled in a silk black ball gown with a white shawl. She smirks and waves at the camera and greets Vicky with a kiss on both cheeks.*

Vicky Pattison: Now Lauren lass, how does it feel to be crowned the winner of Celebrity Trampolining 2017?
Lauren Harries: Oh it’s just marvellous Vicky, just marvellous. I’ve been trampolining since I was a little boy and I’ve found my experience to be just exquisite-

Vicky Pattison: Okay pet that’s enough from you, lads and lasses Lauren is your winner of Celebrity Trampolining and will receive The Golden Trampolining Trophy. I’ll see you in the summer, have a good night on wuh!

*The camera fades out as Vicky is shown shoving Lauren out of her way before the camera closes in on mascara running down Laura’s face as fireworks go off in her honour and she clutches The Golden Trampolining Trophy, the winner of Celebrity Trampolining 2017. The credits roll.*

[Cal.]

Genius, well deserved

[Cal.]

Mess that was @ Team Jamie's entry obviously

[T*]

*Ariana Grande walks past and Cher chases after her*

Cher: “OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!”

[Will.]

Thank you for playing this evening, valentines day special tomorrow! And a very fun task that is very creative.

[Amy Jade]

Both hilarious and well written well done everyone! Cal too, the accents

Get Celebrity Trampoline commissioned right now!

[Daniel-X]

Both brilliant. Well done to whoever wrote Jamie's teams and well done to Cal also

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Both brilliant. Well done to whoever wrote Jamie's teams and well done to Cal also

It was me tah pet special thanks to Tom for the titles and Ashley for her support it was a team effort!

Cal that was fookin hilarious I need to see this show! Very creative

[y.winter]

So funny

Youtube video

but really, well done guys! it was good

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by y.winter

So funny

Youtube video

but really, well done guys! it was good

was that for the CBB bumper things?

[Ronald.]

Never mind team. There's always the next task. R.

[Will.]

Hello and welcome to Day 3 of The Bachelor!