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View Poll Results: Do you like sick humour?
It's hilarious 10 52.63%
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Don't really care about it 3 15.79%
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It's disgusting 6 31.58%
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed
Little boo peep was giving him head
As soon as he came she started to weep
She knew from the taste he’d been fuŁ$ing her sheep
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Q. What’s a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?

A. Black coat, white collar and you’ve got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one
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I wouldn't class fart jokes as 'sick jokes'. I'm on about the more Josef Fritzl/Maddie McCann/Jade Goody etc jokes.
pmsl I scrolled down this thread waiting for you to mention his name
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Did you hear what Jade Goody is going to be doing this Christmas?
Babysitting David Cameron's son.
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What's the difference between cervical cancer and Jack Tweed?

One eats out Jade Goody's **** and the other's Jack Tweed.
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I bought a new Jade Goody calendar, but I think mines faulty, It only goes up to March!
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shite."
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.

I said "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a shite."
LOL!
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Jade Goody has sealed yet another exclusive television deal. She's announced that she will be appearing in "Most Haunted" sometime in early April.
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I bought a new Jade Goody calendar, but I think mines faulty, It only goes up to March!
That one is so old lol
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Q: What do the Mafia and a pŁssu have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep ****.
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What do you call two lesbians with their period?
Finger painting.
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Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Q: How do you kill a ******?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
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Not much painting with just the colour red though!
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Sick stuff. But they all make me giggle.
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck him off.
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Pick him up and suck him off.
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why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
To see her crack
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Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a fridge/freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're ****ed!
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Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents that you are gay.
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Ever hear of the Gary Glitter burger?

It’s 60 year old meat in ten year old buns.
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What was Gary Glitter doing in Mothercare ?
He heard children’s knickers were half off!
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