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Old 17-05-2010, 06:33 PM #26
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I wish Facebook would tone down on the number of woman-kitchen jokes...I mean some can be really funny, but they're usually lost in a sea of repetitive sh1te.
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All these kitchen jokes are beyond boring! Can't people think of anything original! Shows a definite lack of inventiveness!
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vaginas are disgusting they look like a hippo yawning
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My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one?
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i don't get the sexist jokes and kitchen thing
What do you get really?
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My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one?
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I wish Facebook would tone down on the number of woman-kitchen jokes...I mean some can be really funny, but they're usually lost in a sea of repetitive sh1te.
LOL I read that with excitment thinking it was a joke waiting for a punch line..
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I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Womens FA Cup Final on?

I've already checked cooking and comedy...
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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You just know when a relationship is about to end.

My girlfriend rang me at work this morning and asked how to change a lightbulb in the bathroom.

"It's very simple", I said, "First fill the bath with water....."
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I knew you would post in here Wombai! Love you <3
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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Why do women not offer sex all the time?
Because there's no pay involved.
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Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet
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