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Old 26-10-2010, 10:56 PM #1
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Why is a pic of a dildo in this thread? Its neither a rabbit or cute.
Because there is a vibrator called the Rompant Rabbit.

That is not actually a dildo. It is a vibrator. It has batteries in and it vibrates. hehe.
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Because there is a vibrator called the Rompant Rabbit.

That is not actually a dildo. It is a vibrator. It has batteries in and it vibrates. hehe.
LOL well you should have said! Rompant rabbits.
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She's Thomas carer. The hot bitch in my signature.
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She's Thomas carer. The hot bitch in my signature.
Theres like two though.
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A dildo doesn't have batteries. You have to use your hand. A vibrator has batteries and wiggles and moves and stuff giving you that extra sensation up your bum or....
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have you ever used one!
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Does Marge let you borrow hers or is this your own?
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Oh and rabbits are actually really sweet. :')
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I've never used a vibrator, but I'd like to.

I think Simon is going to introduce me to one.

I don't think Marge has one, but then again, she has a lot of things.
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I think Simon is going to introduce me to one.

I don't think Marge has one, but then again, she has a lot of things.
why would you like too?
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I'd love to. Saves me using other means.
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I've never used a vibrator, but I'd like to.

I think Simon is going to introduce me to one.

I don't think Marge has one, but then again, she has a lot of things.
Does she have aids? After all, she is a ghetto bitch
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Does she have aids? After all, she is a ghetto bitch
Stacey, that is really nasty.

Please be nice or I will fall out with you again.
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Stacey, that is really nasty.

Please be nice or I will fall out with you again.


That wasn't even supposed to offend you.
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You can actually save money and make your own dildo. I did it once with an extra large cucumber.

Wasn't happy because I put it in the cupboard and Marge had eaten it the next day.

Let me tell you now, I wasn't amused!
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