[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Thomas C

Ladies and Gentle, welcome to the new Jeremy Kyle.

Your new host Thomas C. The Thomas C Show!

Live with you to deal with your problems. Apply to be on the show now. Send me a PM with your problem and we'll have you on the show to help you. Advice from audience members too (forum members).

Thank you.

P.S - This is a fantastic idea for a bit of fun. Thanks for giving me the idea Patrick. Instead of starting a new thread we could do it in here?

Also, serious problems are accepted as well. We'll deal with any problems and do lie detector tests etc.

Oh my god epic.

You should actually make a new thread 'cause I'd love to see this take off and I reckon my thread will be forgotten soon lol

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Thomas C

Ladies and Gentle, welcome to the new Jeremy Kyle.

Your new host Thomas C. The Thomas C Show!

Live with you to deal with your problems. Apply to be on the show now. Send me a PM with your problem and we'll have you on the show to help you. Advice from audience members too (forum members).

Thank you.

P.S - This is a fantastic idea for a bit of fun. Thanks for giving me the idea Patrick. Instead of starting a new thread we could do it in here?

Also, serious problems are accepted as well. We'll deal with any problems and do lie detector tests etc.

No thanks

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Patrick.

*wissles to runner........"tissues please"

Now, it must be hard, but we'll deal with this.

It is hard out there. Don't feel like you've got to follow the normal.

Wait until you find the right person. What does your family and goldfish think about this?

[Iceman]

Just get completely ****faced and the drink will work the magic with both of you!


Also LOL @ Karl using some backward, countryfolk word for kissing!

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Just get completely ****faced and the drink will work the magic with both of you!


Also LOL @ Karl using some backward, countryfolk word for kissing!

seriously paddy its not worth it
single = no worry/hassle ..plus you can ''shift'' :P whoever ya want haha

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Just get completely ****faced and the drink will work the magic with both of you!


Also LOL @ Karl using some backward, countryfolk word for kissing!

That can lead in COMPLETE DISASTER.

Double twins. Just remember, if you do take this route, PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

It is a very awkward situation.

As a child, also adults, you want to do everything that others are considered to be doing.

Having sex, relationship, alcohol etc. There is massive pear pressure. You don't even have to be spoke to about it, you just feel it.

It can actually be embarrassing.

*picks up box of tissues and gives one to Patrick.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Thomas C

It is a very awkward situation.

As a child, also adults, you want to do everything that others are considered to be doing.

Having sex, relationship, alcohol etc. There is massive pear pressure. You don't even have to be spoke to about it, you just feel it.

It can actually be embarrassing.

*picks up box of tissues and gives one to Patrick.

Give one to me too Thomas please..

....that was just, well, beautiful!

[Ramsay]

lol!!!!!!!

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Thomas C

*picks up box of tissues and gives one to Patrick.

Ew what are you both planning on doing?

[Ramsay]

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

[Ramsay]

thats probably **** advice its just all the ganj

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Karl.

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Karl.

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

Please ignore this audience member, Patrick.

We appear to have some drunks and druggies in the studio tonight.

Doing this could lead to a charge with the police for sexual harassment. She would be let down and disgusted in your rude and undignified behaviour. It would also embarrass you dearly.

It could work, realistically, but it is the wrong way to go about it. You're certainly not at the stage of sexual acts. You have to get that bond going first, get her juices high. Make her feel that lust, pull her in then everything else will and should follow.

[Ramsay]

chuuuune ^^

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by Karl.

halloween patrick
go up to her and whip it out
trick or treat
if she freaks out say trick
but if she doesnt..yer both in for a treat
at least this way youll know for sure

Thats dierdre woman out of the Sun is out of a job if her editors see this.

[Jords]

Pear pressure LMFAO.

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Jords

Pear pressure LMFAO.

[Patrick]

I can't wait to read this tomorrow morning.

[Iceman]

Just shout "show me your genitals, you're genitalia" if she's scared say you were talking about the song, if she's not then you get a free show.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Get off my stage. You absolutely disgust me. *Points to Karl and Iceman*

Where is Patrick?

I'm trying to do a show here.

[Patrick]

LMFAO.

I'm going off now, the girl wants to do an 'All nighter' sounds so kinky, and she's complaining about slow replies because I'm on here lmao

But I can't wait to read this thread tomorrow

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Patrick

LMFAO.

I'm going off now, the girl wants to do an 'All nighter' sounds so kinky, and she's complaining about slow replies because I'm on here lmao

But I can't wait to read this thread tomorrow

That is good news Patrick.

Do you normally do all-nighters?

Who will be there? Just you and her?

She's complaining about slow replies? So she is avidly sitting on her bed, most probably, staring at her phone waiting for your text back. Awwww!

That does sound kinky, not to mention romantic.

This is your opportunity, but don't cock it up. You play your cards right and don't say anything stupid due to over-activity and you should be in for a win.

I remember the all-nighters over my mate's friend's house. There were just the three of us. I felt very pear pressured into doing stuff I didn't want to do. Stand your ground and don't go committing to any acts that are out of your comfort. For some strange reason, and I'm being 100% serious here, they wanted to see my willy. I did try and refuse, but they were so horny.

You have to also remember that alcohol sometimes puts on what is referred to as "bear goggles". Once you've had a drink some people see someone that they wouldn't normally fancy in a different light. It has happened to me on many occasions by one person. She'd ask me out only to dump me the following morning once she'd slobbered up.

Just be careful, Patrick!

Ear on the side of caution because she has already given you that rejection. She might give you a foot, but don't take a mile. Play it slowly and gently. Don't back-off as that will give her the wrong signals.

She might be happy that you've shown that interest, or, and this is in my opinion, she is one of those girls who will string you along. Get off with you every now and again when drunk, maybe have the odd shag, but it doesn't lead to anything serious.

Give her those little signals back, but try not to be too over-the-top.

She has got you where she wants you. Let her show you a little, and then give a little back.

[Iceman]

Me and karl disagree.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Me and karl disagree.

That is such a lovely picture.