[Ultra Violet]

Originally Posted by calyman

.......And so it begins. I wonder when the thread will now be closed.

Here's some advice, it's okay to critcise former housemates but please leave off on name calling to posters.

I enjoy reading about the variouos views re the two housemates in question but feel it tends to degenerate quite quickly. For this one time, can we please listen to the advice the mods keep repeating.

I know - you are so right ... I wonder if the offenders will be able to follow a different path this time ... it all becomes tedious ...

[Vodka Drinka]

Mario and his fans are deeply unpleasant. I now have personal experience of this.

[Suze]

This is my first post in this thread and whilst I agree this should be about the ex housemates, not their fans. I also have to say that Voddy is right about nastiness elsewhere being directed towards here and DS from some Mario fans, not all Mario fans. There are quite a few Mario fans on DS and some I have come across on here who are really nice, but there are a few and one in particular urging others on twitter to goad and bait Ben fans on here and DS, making sure a few saw it, then quickly deleting the tweets. They weren't just nasty tweets they went way over the line imo. If they are being told to bait us, it can become tiresome.

But I have said my bit on that to try and put it in perspective, and 'if' I post on this thread again now will keep it on the topic of the ex housemates.

[keithafc]

Who cares?

Ben WILL and IS doing better than Mario but Ben IS NOT a big celeb.

There isn't much to discuss here really. Both went into BB to get fame.

[Ultra Violet]

Originally Posted by keithafc

Who cares?

Ben WILL and IS doing better than Mario but Ben IS NOT a big celeb.

There isn't much to discuss here really. Both went into BB to get fame.

Indeed ... you speak truth ... there really aren't many HMs from any series who have less to offer the media in terms of articulacy or original thoughts than young (though barely younger than Ben) Mr Mugan ...

[Malza]

Any chance we can separate the holy quiff from Ben?

[Angus]

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

Any chance we can separate the holy quiff from Ben?

Such blasphemy! Many have tried and failed but the Holy Quiff and Ben are inseparable, it has been ordained.

[pices]

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

Any chance we can separate the holy quiff from Ben?

Not a chance, the Quiff rules.....and anyone having doubt that Ben and his Mighty Mane should remain as one entity should look behind them,with the wrath of Jesus Christ....King Herod...... and the Bennites on his side, his Quiff shall remain untouched, Dissing the Quiff is ruled blasphemous and is punishable with horrid means.

[kim]

Anyone going to be listening to Ben on the radio?

[Ultra Violet]

Radio London on my dial right now ... counting down the moments ...

[Angus]

Lol, surely playing with one's quiff is socially acceptable, whereas displaying one's enlarged bollock to all and sundry is not It's a no brainer.

[Suze]

Originally Posted by King Herod

Lol, surely playing with one's quiff is socially acceptable, whereas displaying one's enlarged bollock to all and sundry is not It's a no brainer.

There again, what else has Mario got to try and grab attention to himself but his abnormally large testicle I do remember the childish so and so going on about a secret that never was, the eejit to do that. I mean how pathetic was that

Also, I wouldn't mind playing with Ben's quiff But I wouldn't want to play with Mario's bits

[Vodka Drinka]

Originally Posted by Suze

There again, what else has Mario got to try and grab attention to himself but his abnormally large testicle I do remember the childish so and so going on about a secret that never was, the eejit to do that. I mean how pathetic was that

Also, I wouldn't mind playing with Ben's quiff But I wouldn't want to play with Mario's bits

Ewwwww. I feel quite ill at the thought of Mario's large testicle!!

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by kim

I don't remember him doing that

You might not remember, but I can assure you, he did....and not just as in a 'one of' time either. Honestly!!

Originally Posted by King Herod

Lol, surely playing with one's quiff is socially acceptable, whereas displaying one's enlarged bollock to all and sundry is not It's a no brainer.

Precisely!

[kim]

Originally Posted by Snowball

You might not remember, but I can assure you, he did....and not just as in a 'one of' time either. Honestly!!




Precisely!

I watched far too much livefeed and I don't remember him doing what you describe

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by kim

I watched far too much livefeed and I don't remeber him doing what you describe

I'm quite sure you must have slept at some point...you surely never stayed awake the full 3 months !!! Ye Gads!

Nope, it definately happened. I wouldn't make this up ! Straight up, it was something he did and not once only.

[kim]

Originally Posted by Snowball

I'm quite sure you must have slept at some point...you surely never stayed awake the full 3 months !!! Ye Gads!

Nope, it definately happened. I wouldn't make this up ! Straight up, it was something he did and not once only.

I slept but only when they did

[Jordan.]

*watches the fight going on between Ben and Mario fans*

Have to say I am on Bens side, Mario was so dull and ughhh. Worst 3rd place finalist ever.

[Vodka Drinka]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

*watches the fight going on between Ben and Mario fans*

Have to say I am on Bens side, Mario was so dull and ughhh. Worst 3rd place finalist ever.

For the first time I agree with you Jordan!

Mario only came third because all of the memorable housemates, except Josie, had all been evicted before the final.

[lauraC]

Originally Posted by Vodka Drinka

For the first time I agree with you Jordan!

Mario only came third because all of the memorable housemates, except Josie, had all been evicted before the final.

Well mario is memorable, there are more topics on here about him than anyone else

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

*watches the fight going on between Ben and Mario fans*

Have to say I am on Bens side, Mario was so dull and ughhh. Worst 3rd place finalist ever.

No fight here , some of it's in very good humour !!!

[Angus]

Now I know I need to get out more when I find myself on a forum late at night talking at length about an abnormally large bollock as if it was an entity in its own right

[Ultra Violet]

Originally Posted by King Herod

Now I know I need to get out more when I find myself on a forum late at night talking at length about an abnormally large bollock as if it was an entity in its own right

But you know ... it almost is ... people keep pointing out how memorable Mario is (memorable? or annoying? are they the same ... ?) and that will be due in no small part to this strange little tic ... I have never come across anyone else in my life who could not restrain himself from doing such a thing ... bollock exposure indeed ... but then again maybe I have led a sheltered life ...

[pices]

Originally Posted by Ultra Violet

But you know ... it almost is ... people keep pointing out how memorable Mario is (memorable? or annoying? are they the same ... ?) and that will be due in no small part to this strange little tic ... I have never come across anyone else in my life who could not restrain himself from doing such a thing ... bollock exposure indeed ... but then again maybe I have led a sheltered life ...

I believe those sort of people usually frequent parks and public toilets UV,me and you dear are never likely to come across such things.

[Malza]

Originally Posted by Ultra Violet

But you know ... it almost is ... people keep pointing out how memorable Mario is (memorable? or annoying? are they the same ... ?) and that will be due in no small part to this strange little tic ... I have never come across anyone else in my life who could not restrain himself from doing such a thing ... bollock exposure indeed ... but then again maybe I have led a sheltered life ...

Ever thought about how many days and hours BB11 was broadcasted?

Sorry to not having exact data on that, but just very roughly saying it was 11 weeks (7x24 hours x11 weeks)... and let's say -100 hours for first/last day or flood)
I should also not count Live Show hours, but I guess Mario was not naked during them anyway)

Makes a rough LF time of 1748 hours (104880 Minutes)
And from that time Mario was maybe 90 minutes undressed.

So that means that he really had a serious problem because he was only able to keep his bollocks hidden for 104790 minutes

(It's already past midnight, so if anyone finds some calculation mistakes, keep them and put them under your Christmas tree)