[In the Drunk Tank]

Teacher - always gonna end up teaching a few pr*cks, I've often thought it would be a bit repetitive to teach the same things year in year out

Doctor - other than the high pay I really dont get the appeal, it must be really stressful and I would hate to have someones life in my hands or something like that

Army - could die.

And then those jobs that I'd consider quite degrading, toilet cleaner etc.

[Niall]

I couldn't be miner. Imagine if the mine collapses and you get trapped? One of my worst fears is being buried alive

Nor could I be a pilot or anything like that. I would be worried about all the other lives I would be responsible for