[Stu]

[Waits for Smithy to bitchslap Patrick]

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Stu

[Waits for Smithy to bitchslap Patrick]

[Shaun]

the album Patrick

[Shaun]

I GOT THIS SMITHY.
SOMEONE ON EXHALE JUST CALLED "JUDAS" A FLOP.
WE HAVE TO SPREAD OUT ah/

[Smithy]

why would chewy care :suspect

[Shaun]

i'm not sure i blame meth

[King Gizzard]

i'm immortal m8

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Nate

i'm immortal m8

Me too

*raises hand to mouth in shock*

[Patrick]

*ATTENTION*



There is a 99.5% chance this guy is talking bollocks, who does he think he is?

'He once predicted the end of the world in 2006, but since said he might of got that one wrong'.

No ******ing sh*t.

Anyway, in terms of doomsday disasters - Earthquakes are great.
They're probably the ones we're more likely to survive really.

So you must all listen VERY carefully.

As some of you may know, I'm pretty Amazing really - so I am determined to survive this earthquake, I will be prepared and I have already spoken to my Japanese friend on Tiny Chat there now for some tips on how to survive.

The second I feel shaking, I'm going to get into position.

I'm not going to tell you all how you too can survive, some of us are just meant to die to be perfectly honest.

However - If you too survive, you must keep calm and stay where you are or get to a Safe House.
Make your way to a computer ASAP and come to this thread:

CONGRATULATIONS! You Survived - Now What?

From there scroll down and find this post - you must then Click on the Spoiler.

Spoiler:

So you survived The End Of The World?
Good lad, but the hard part is not over yet.

You must post on this thread and let us know you're alive, then make your way to Ireland and we will meet on an open field that I have secured from earthquakes.

Once you arrive, we will start building our new world - where we will most likely become Gods for being the only survivors.

NOTE: Females are encouraged to survive more than Fellas - we need Vagina's to repopulate, not just shafts.

You should now be fine.

[Ramsay]

Ireland seems to of dodged every single disaster so far (cept famine but lets not get into that) so i think were alright

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Karl

Ireland seems to of dodged every single disaster so far (cept famine but lets not get into that) so i think were alright

Correct.

We will be playing LA Noire while the other bellends are running around being crushed.

[Glenn.]

O to the M to the G

[Jords]

wtf, cant it happen this Saturday? Then I dont have to do a whole week full of exams xxxxxxxxxx

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Jords

wtf, cant it happen this Saturday? Then I dont have to do a whole week full of exams xxxxxxxxxx

Yeah it is supposed to be this Saturday

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Josy

Yeah it is supposed to be this Saturday

Oh I thought Saturday>>>>> in the thread title meant the next one for some reason... YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Niall]

Hehe I know a way to avoid the earthquake.

*Sits in doorway*

[u mad earthquake]

[T*]

Don't tell me your believing this. THE WORLD COULD END TOMMOROW IF IT WANTED.

[Rob]

This is obviously BS. Get real people

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Rob

This is obviously BS. Get real people

Why? Does Rob's Weather forecast say it's going to Rain on Sunday therefore the world must still be there?

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Why? Does Rob's Weather forecast say it's going to Rain on Sunday therefore the world must still be there?

[BBfanUSA]

Yes this prediction is derived from the bible
and in some of the new testament books (Matthew, Luke ie) Jesus says "we do not know when the world ends Only god knows"
So throw this crap out like it is garbage

[Rob]

this.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

soooooooo happy. can't WAIT FOR IT

[Jordan.]

pmsl Patrick.

[Josy]

Youtube video