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Old 31-03-2012, 09:20 AM #1
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got a smack in the gob
for messing around with miss piggy.
He pulled up his vest
to show off his chest
and out popped a little green willy.
 
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We had one about Batman and Robin on the motorway but I can't recall the wording.
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We had one about Batman and Robin on the motorway but I can't recall the wording.
Nananananananananana, Batman

Driving down the motorway, lorry comes the other way, Flatman.

That was ours anyway.
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Soldier, soldier in the grass
with a bullet up his ass
pull it out, pull it out
be a good boy scout

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up its hole
and paralyzed its plunker
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I remembered another one!

Fatty and skinny went to bed,
Skinny blew off,
Fatty dropped dead.
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it was my finger

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Thats roy chubby brown....:/
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