[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

how far away is your due date?

Originally Posted by Brother Leon

Are you actually due this week?

Not due til 16th november.

[billy123]

Plans:

1)Work in the morning up at 8am

2)Stick rusty needles to the doorbell on wednesday night.

Hopes:

1)Dont sleep in.

2)30 kids get tetnis and dont come back next halloween.

[King Gizzard]

Vicky make it hold on till the 30th so it can share it's birthday with me and SharkAttack

[SharkAttack]

Originally Posted by Nathan

Vicky make it hold on till the 30th so it can share it's birthday with me and SharkAttack

Would be awesome, but ... that's asking too much.

[MTVN]

I thought your due date was yesterday

[Vicky.]

No, I refuse to go overdue @ nathan

@matt...no why would you think that?

[MTVN]

Oh I just looked back and you said you were term today, thought you meant it was your due date. Did think you seemed very relaxed about it all considering you'd now be a couple of days overdue

[Vicky.]

Oh yeah. 37 weeks is classed as term(was friday)..basically means if I had her any time from now on there is not much chance of there being any problems. But 40 weeks is generally the average to go into labour.

[Vicky.]

sorry nathan for hijacking your thread

[billy123]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

sorry nathan for hijacking your thread

All the best vicky for you and your little one you will be a fantastic mum. ( i really mean that)




































(Now for the pisstake bit)........ no i cant even bring myself to take the piss just all the best vicky you will make a great mummy and infract her fairly evenly and only when its deserved.

[Marc]

November 7th

[Benjamin]

Work
Go to a Halloween party
make a lewd comment about vicky's waters breaking
go kayaking
win In Cold Blood IV
make a grim comment about vicky eating her placenta
make a comment about marc being ginger
get drunk
buy some new clothes
book a trip to fiji
congratulate vicky on squeezing a human from her snatch, which will no doubt look like a piece of butchered steak after the process.

Think that's about it for this week.

[Cherie]

put you feet up Vicky, you must be doing something right as Bobnot has gone soft...

lazy week for me its half term.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Just achieved one of those things on my weekly agenda.

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Work
Go to a Halloween party
make a lewd comment about vicky's waters breaking
go kayaking
win In Cold Blood IV
make a grim comment about vicky eating her placenta
make a horrible comment about poor marc
get drunk
buy some new clothes
book a trip to fiji
congratulate vicky on squeezing a human from her snatch, which will no doubt look like a piece of butchered steak after the process.

Think that's about it for this week.

Poor me

[Benjamin]

Just achieved one of those things on my weekly agenda.

[Benjamin]

Referring to you as a ginger biscuit was not horrible.

[Marc]

Hurt my feelings.

[Benjamin]

You don't have feelings, remember?

[Marc]

I have a few left and you're killing them off.

[Benjamin]

I'm the killer that's why.

[Kizzy]

Put the last bit of wallpaper on in spare room, put carpet down I bought yesterday. Put furniture back in and dress the room.
Buy sweets for trick or treaters and a couple of pumpkins for son to design (make soup with it for mum).
Order daughters birthday prezzie, change internet and energy providers.
(hug) for vicky, not long now pet

[Benjamin]

Where's my hug?

[Kizzy]

Get pregnant and you can have one, I don't hand hugs out willy nilly ben.

[Benjamin]

I look pregnant if that counts?

[Kizzy]

Haha! ok, come here chunk (huuuug) better?