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Old 25-11-2012, 04:07 PM #1
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He took out his lubricated fingers before pressing them onto her mound as he watched the efforts of his work squirt out of her swollen sex like a wild river towards his newly painted roof.
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He ploughed her and encouraged her to get more moist. The throbbing sausage then disappeared in her shuttle door as she begged for more only to ask him if he wanted bangers and mash for dinner the next day.
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She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.


(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)
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(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)
Read your sentence out loud. You always get those people who get offended if you make the slightest noise in the library. I had hiccups during exam time in the library. The looks I got were like I stole someone's steak.
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