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Old 09-05-2013, 11:23 AM #26
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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
From a beautiful ladies Vagina
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Because the mum was a ***** called Regina.
The Owl looked down to the canal below,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
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The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to be born
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The Owl looked down to the canal below,
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'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!'
Took you till page 2 to get to the pussy joke. You're slipping...
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That's what she said.

I wasn't even going to go there at all. It was only the owl that turned it into a nursery rhyme.
 
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That does not look like an Owl
I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl
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I have to agree with Jesus though, it does look more like an owl
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-firmly scores Marc and Niamh off list-

Hmmm.. who do I give my 1pt and 2pt to now?

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