[fruit_cake]

in truth it was like some was fiddling with the contrast on the tele, he just looked so out of sorts bless him

[Patricia4]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Hello Mr R, I recall quite enjoying your posts, I was going to post about his teeth, I understand there are some very jealous viewers (all horses naturally) out there. He reminds me of the parody of the Vicar that Dick Emery used to do. Maybe you are too young to remember.

Dick Emery that's the one he's a model of him.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by bobnot

I still cant unsee Bingo from the banana splits when i see rylan he is the same colour and everything.

But yeah they were awful, he's so painfully thin as well it makes his teeth look even bigger in his head

[mr rochester]

Luminous tombstones...

[Johnnyuk123]

He's had them whitened but what with?

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

What on earth has he done to himself...?

Rylan was on Matthew Wright one day last week and he said he had had the top veneers done and was having the bottoms done also, he said it was costing approx £20 grand and that he was not paying - wouldn't we all like a bit of Free Gratis !!!!!!

[mr rochester]

Rylan's teeth are shiny white
Veneered... so they stay in at night
They look quite large - of massive size
And so we wonder was he wise
To have them done? - Well - who can tell
He's doing his new job so well
That he is sure to be forgiven
After all - he's very driven
I liked him as he was before
His dentist should be sued for sure
But teeth aside he's very funny
And still the nation's favourite bunny...