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Old 29-05-2014, 02:01 PM #1
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One of my Dad's favourites that makes me smile is "if you had twice the wit you have now, you'd be a half-wit".
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Well sure mate, let me go ahead and check my pockets and see if I have any f u c k s to give.
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Your family tree must be a cactus, because every single person on it is a prick.
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That's sooooooooo true. I save it for special occasions and the shock value is priceless.
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Generally I hate the word, but honestly there is nothing more satisfying than calling someone a C ** T in a big argument

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