[Natalie.]

Make Jam on toast and hide 2 pieces in every room of the house

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I would change all of her household quirks. If she puts her toilet roll so the flap is facing the wall, I'd change it to face outwards. If she uses a certain air freshener, I would change it. If she keeps her mugs in a certain cupboard, I'd put them in a different one. I'd rearrange her cutlery drawer, put coffee in her sugar container and vice versa, put ten different new TV shows on her Sky planner (or whatever equivalent she has), leave some crumbs in her bedding...

I basically want to make her feel uncomfortable in the least noticeable ways.

I will ruin her.

None of those things would actually bother me, in fact I probably wouldn't even notice (well except maybe the crumbs in my bed) I'm the least ocd person in the world

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Livia

I'd ban ALL of y'all...

Super job Livia

[Shaun]

It would all build though Niamh... you'd start wondering if you'd always lived life this way and it'd get too much. I'm trying to give you a breakdown fgs

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

It would all build though Niamh... you'd start wondering if you'd always lived life this way and it'd get too much. I'm trying to give you a breakdown fgs

I have kids Shaun, there's nothing you could do to my house that I wouldn't just assume the kids had done

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...



*double shudder*

[Kyle]

It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.

[Niamh.]

you should have saved that for the christmas-vision Kyle

[Kyle]

It's only fair I give someone else a chance of winning

[Kyle]

They call out to the mod logged on Tibb
"Niamh can you help me?"
"I'm pissed off and marsh keeps stalking me"
"Is this something you can help with?"

She logged off, wouldn't log on
Niamh pretends she didn't see that
Now they make a new profile on twitter
And they call marsh a ********** prat

Oh, think twice, it's another day for being a mod
In the emerald isle
Oh, think twice, it's just another day for modding
Modding in the emerald isle

[Niamh.]

True True

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Kyle

They call out to the mod logged on Tibb
"Niamh can you help me?"
"I'm pissed off and marsh keeps stalking me"
"Is this something you can help with?"

She logged off, wouldn't log on
Niamh pretends she didn't see that
Now they make a new profile on twitter
And they call marsh a ********** prat

Oh, think twice, it's another day for being a mod
In the emerald isle
Oh, think twice, it's just another day for modding
Modding in the emerald isle

Oh I love that :')

[Kyle]

God i thought I would get slated for doing phil collins

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Kyle

God i thought I would get slated for doing phil collins

I knew what tune I was singing to from the first line

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I knew what tune I was singing to from the first line

There's a mod that's been on my miiiiiiiind,
All the time,
Neee
Neeee
Neeeeeeeeeevia

Now she don't even know my real name
But she gave me a warning just the same
Need
Neeee
Neeeeeeeeeevia

Ah, I've been reported
She'll soon be there
I'll get her attention anywhere
I feel so naughty, I feel so bad
I feel so good it when I get banned
By

Nee
Neeee
Neeeevia


What phil collins Classic is that one?

[Kizzy]

I know it... because I'm so oooooollllddddddd.

You can share my prune juice niamh

[Niamh.]

lol I don't know that one

[Kyle]

Sussudio

[Kizzy]

I would prob quote father ted all day with her accent

Speaking of that this really reminded me of them..

Youtube video

[Niamh.]

Father Ted Make it Dougal quotes

[Kyle]

My lovely horse
Your a pony no more
Running around
With the man on your back like a train in the night

[Kizzy]

We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

We have to lose that sax solo!!!!!!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I would get the wire brush and dettol out if I were you as Morsh has been in your shower...





*double shudder*

You genuinely crack me up -- Do you employ a gag writer?

And why do you keep calling Marsh 'Morshe' -- Is it some kind of code?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

It's close to midnight,
Something evils lurking down in cork
Under the moonlight
I see a sight that almost makes me boak
I try to scream
But Gavin takes my hand before I make it
I start to freeze
I log on Tibb and can't believe my eyes
I'm paralysed

Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
And no ones gonna save us from the trolls about to strike
Cos it's a tibber
(Tibber night)
I'm banning for my life
Inside a fibber
Tibber toniiiiiiiiiiyiyiyiyte.

If you're penning these yourself Kyle you've missed your calling. You should be
earning mega bucks as a lyricist. Genius.