[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

It's a real pickle Kirk.

Can't sleep at night.

[kirklancaster]

Here's another:

Why do politicians NEVER answer a straight question? And why are they allowed to get away with NOT answering?

[Crimson Dynamo]

why, when i mark an item as dispatched and a seller then gets an email to confirm this AND in their purchase history section of MY EBAY the item is marked as dispatched with the date sent

do i at least 3 times a week get emails from sellers saying

"Hi can you tell me if the item is sent yet?"

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

why, when i mark an item as dispatched and a seller then gets an email to confirm this AND in their purchase history section of MY EBAY the item is marked as dispatched with the date sent

do i at least 3 times a week get emails from sellers saying

"Hi can you tell me if the item is sent yet?"

It's even worse when some of the stupid con artists claim NOT to have received an item when they have actually SIGNED for RECEIPT.

[Benjamin]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Why do birds suddenly appear?

But that's only when you are near Ben, and it's not a mystery, because it's down to your irrestible good looks and charisma that they want to be 'close to you'.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Probably because of the smell from you

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Why do birds suddenly appear?

You mean every time you are near?
Well its like this:
Just like me,
they long to be,
Close to you.

Ahhhhhhhh ahhha a a Close to youuuu

[Crimson Dynamo]

Why do birds always want "to talk"

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Why do birds always want "to talk"

Yeah my pigeon just wont shut up! Am bloody well sick'n it. Shoot the pigeon, shoot the pigeon, shoot the pigeon NOW!

[DemolitionRed]

Why do we often see just one shoe in the road?

[ebandit]

...how come greenland is just an island

...but australia gets to me a continent?

...looking at my world map they both should be described similarly.............

Mark L

[Cherie]

Why did we lose so many fine members who contributed to this thread

[ebandit]

...ooops! wor dog caught a pigeon.............carried it around for ages...pleased

as punch

eventually got the pigeon off the dog..........had to dispatch the pigeon humanely

....easy as i'm tough as fu**....................except? wringing it's neck was hard........

Mark L

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by ebandit

...ooops! wor dog caught a pigeon.............carried it around for ages...pleased

as punch

eventually got the pigeon off the dog..........had to dispatch the pigeon humanely

....easy as i'm tough as fu**....................except? wringing it's neck was hard........

Mark L

[Black Dagger]

oh thank god. thought he came back then.

[ebandit]

...how come when i drop/knock over something small and insignificant

.........in my rush to correct i always seem to drop/knock over something

larger and more important...................................oops!

Mark L

[Gusto Brunt]

And why when I drop anything on the carpet, it doesn't land at my feet it lands about 15 feet away (exaggeration - more like 6 feet).

[ebandit]

why? did father not stick in at school.............work hard all is life

...........allowing me to be born with that silver spoon.........................

Mark L

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by ebandit

why? did father not stick in at school.............work hard all is life

...........allowing me to be born with that silver spoon.........................

Mark L

[Gusto Brunt]

And here's another one.

How come someone with absolutely no talent still managed to make millions?

Katie Price.