[Dominic]

You better work bitch

[arista]

Originally Posted by LukeB

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.

Spiffing

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

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Come on, SOME ONE must have an interesting story. There are loads of old people here. Tell us about the cold war. Help us to understand that tension, and the inevitable use of recreational drugs to combat it..

I remember the cold war as being a tense time. We had to practise getting under tables in case of an atomic attack (as if getting under a table would help) but I was just getting into my teens then and boys were much more exciting than seeing whether Kruschov or Kennedy had the bigger balls.
For those slightly older it had the effect, I think, of making them 'grab what they could out of today', because you didn't know if there would be a tomorrow.
All in all the 60's were an exciting decade to be young in. The music was great, skirts were the shortest they had ever been...the mini, the micro mini and the 'good morning judge'. The Teddy Boys were out and Mods and Rockers were in and best of all for us females, the pill was widely available.
I hope I've helped you while away a little of your boredom?

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

I once murdered two guinea pigs in cold blood

YOU BASTARbawling:

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by Will.

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my arse.

May I ask, how old were you?

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by wannashag

When I was a baby apparently I drank some bleach (I have no recollection of this), I'm told at the hospital they cured me with cold milk and Ice cream.


I wonder if it was raspberry ripple flavour, because that's always been a favourite of mine.

Your story reminds me of when I was babysitting two toddlers. I was only aboput 12 at the time and one of the kids drank some stardrops. Luckily we lived only a few doors away and I ran to get my mum, but I was laughing hysterically at the bubbles coming out of the lads mouth. He was okay. He hadn't drunk much (but there were loads of bubbles) and at the hospital they filled hinm up with milk. I could never look at a bottle of stardrops again without thinking of him.

[jennyjuniper]

Mary had a little lamb?????????What the f...

[user104658]

This thread has been a disappointment... I guess TiBBs stories are too wild to be unleashed on the world yet.

[Kizzy]

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Kizzmelda, she was loved throughout the land, all the trogs who lived right across the border were well jel of her fantastical musings.
This one time they tried to like, diss her really bad but she was like 'foff!' and they all magically vanished. The kingdom threw her an ace party and she was chuffed.

The end.

[rubymoo]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose thing was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd **** it!"