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Old 14-03-2007, 09:03 PM #26
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This story reminds me of something my Biology teacher told me.

There was this man working in a factory late night once, and he was in control of a conveyerbelt mechanism thing. Anyway, he got horny one night and no-one was in the room - so he tried to pleasure himself using the conveyerbelt. Anyway, his balls got caught in it, and almost ripped them fully off.

Yeah, sick.. I know.
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This story reminds me of something my Biology teacher told me.

There was this man working in a factory late night once, and he was in control of a conveyerbelt mechanism thing. Anyway, he got horny one night and no-one was in the room - so he tried to pleasere himself using the conveyerbelt. Anyway, his balls got caught in it, and almost ripped them fully off.

Yeah, sick.. I know.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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That's pretty bad.

The most disturbing I've heard is the guy who shagged a horse because he was 'lonely', according to his lawyer.

It was taken to court and everything and apparently the jury couldn't stop sniggering - can't say I blame them.
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OMG!! Ouch!!!!!!!!
Super Ouch lol
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'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?

Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Seriously... I just sprayed lemonade all over the desk when I read that.. Brilliant!!!
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That is bloody brilliant! Lmao. Love it.

Poor fella though.
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I read in Love It! magazine that a postman got his balls ripped off by a dog! OUCH!!
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What a plonker....
That mustve been sore though
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The wife must be one hard fannied bitch.
like riding a kitchen floor i bet.
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Hahaha...that is funny. Can't imagine the pain....
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like riding a kitchen floor i bet.
LMFAOOOOO
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'We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,'
Pmsl! Daft tw*t.
LMFAO What did he miss? The entrance?

Maybe he had lost the keys and had to go round the back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

Seriously... I just sprayed lemonade all over the desk when I read that.. Brilliant!!!

You were the only one to get it! Glad it tickled you.
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^^^ LOL I got it as well... very sharp!
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I got it too

Just didn't mention it.
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I got it too

Just didn't mention it.

Whatever!
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Face it BAZG, your joke was ****.
Admirable effort though.

Nah just kidding, it was ok.
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Face it BAZG, your joke was ****.
Admirable effort though.

Nah just kidding, it was ok.
up yours! lol
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Haha, touchy touchy
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I'z be jokin' wiv u. I'z is bored!
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I'z be jokin' with u. I'z is bored!
I'm bored too. Only had double Psychology today, so now I'm home til about 6 when I'm going back to school to watch the college play - Grease. Cheese-fest.
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I'z be jokin' with u. I'z is bored!
I'm bored too. Only had double Psychology today, so now I'm home til about 6 when I'm going back to school to watch the college play - Grease. Cheese-fest.

Grease! That should be funny.
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