[user104658]

This thread is getting really bizarre

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

This thread is getting really bizarre

You would say that, wouldn't you. Your balls aren't yet full of stale male sperm that the NHS refuses to fund for.

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

You would say that, wouldn't you. Your balls aren't yet full of stale male sperm that the NHS refuses to fund for.

No my balls are full of virile, strong young sperms who cannot escape, they just live in there, forever, and when I die and my scrotum begins to decay, all of those decades worth of trapped sperms will escape into the atmosphere and the entire female population will become impregnated with little Toy Soldiers!

It's the perfect crime.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

No my balls are full of virile, strong young sperms who cannot escape, they just live in there, forever, and when I die and my scrotum begins to decay, all of those decades worth of trapped sperms will escape into the atmosphere and the entire female population will become impregnated with little Toy Soldiers!

It's the perfect crime.

[Vicky.]

I hate the word scrotum. Almost as bad as moist.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I hate the word scrotum. Almost as bad as moist.

A moist scrotum?

[Marsh.]

I just remembered Victoria Wood...

"Are you not pregnant?"
"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window."

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

I just remembered Victoria Wood...

"Are you not pregnant?"
"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window."

Mine could . Like the hordes of Mordor, they are, suited up in their battle gear and just waiting for the Black Gate to open, that they might spill out into the lands of men.

[smudgie]

Phew, what a relief.
Then again I had hubby done.