[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious.

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting. There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.

How appalling.

Sorry if you're eating your tea.

It was probably someone getting in some practice before exercising their new right to use Starbucks, Gusto.