[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

It's all the same when the lights are out. Just leave your money on the side and be on your way x

but raccoons have night vision...

[Saph]

its not just the size but I how they look too, I dont like skinny ones

[Crimson Dynamo]

how about a banana one, a lot of girls like that shape as it hits the spot, as they say

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Crimson Dynamo]

[Livia]

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

At least that's what men with small ones tell me.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Livia

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

At least that's what men with small ones tell me.

I hope you've been doing the pelvic tilt excercises to give them a chance in the future.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I hope you've been doing the pelvic tilt excercises to give them a chance in the future.

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Livia

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

I get it..

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Livia

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

great analogy

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Livia

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

Not to mansplain everyone's lady parts again buuut the pelvic floor is actually weakened by simply being pregnant, as well as giving birth, so...

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Not to mansplain everyone's lady parts again buuut the pelvic floor is actually weakened by simply being pregnant, as well as giving birth, so...

So say sorry, you caused it.

[Jessica.]

I never would have thought that saying c-section was something to be avoided?

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I never would have thought that saying c-section was something to be avoided?

Oh...is that what it meant, I thought Livia had birthed from her bottom.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Oh...is that what it meant, I thought Livia had birthed from her bottom.

I can't do anything these days without a criticism from Jessica. She didn't speak to me for years and now she just posts to... actually I'm not sure why.

[Jessica.]

I literally said nothing mean, I'm just confused by why someone wouldn't say c-section tbh

[Cherie]

I had a sunroof and a playground, I win

[The Slim Reaper]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I had a sunroof and a playground, I win

More convertible than sunroof

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I literally said nothing mean, I'm just confused by why someone wouldn't say c-section tbh

Because this is a forum, I was chatting to a mate and I thought he may find it funny.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Livia

Because this is a forum, I was chatting to a mate and I thought he may find it funny.

I did..you have a wonderful way with words.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I did..you have a wonderful way with words.

Thanks Parm.... Jessica isn't amused. But then, she never is.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Livia

Thanks Parm.... Jessica isn't amused. But then, she never is.

Typical size queen imo.

[Jessica.]

Oh ha ha

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Oh ha ha

Yeah, I said HE may find it funny.

[Swan]

How do these lads and gals take those huge nobs up the bum? That must be painful!!!