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The voice of reason
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when you buy a washing machine dont plug it in and wonder why its not working. They dont come with water inside them, you need to "plumb them in" using pipes etc
![]() also give someone near spare keys so when you inevitable forget yours or lose them you can get in also keep your dish drying cloth away fae the cooker rings and get a SMOKE ALARM |
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Also buy a scud mag so you can put up pics of burds on your bedroom wall
also buy 3 to keep in the bog |
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Also get a pic of the Queen for the wall and Churchill, Thatcher and Kylie
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This Witch doesn't burn
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Venus versus Mars
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'put a bit of lippy on and run a brush through your hair, we are alcoholics, not savages' Quote:
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Its Scotland buy an electric blanket and a hot water bottle
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Also a random thing make sure you have pain killers, plasters, bandages ect as you don't realise how handy they will come,
Also stuff like tin foil, cling film and food containers for when cooking
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He's moving out, not self harming.
Last edited by Marsh.; 06-10-2020 at 07:14 PM. |
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Too glam to give a damn
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Make sure your wings look good
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A drill for a peephole to the gentlemans club ala Norman Bates
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Young adults don't buy paracetamol when they have a headache? Ok.
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I think he means they don’t have them in the cupboard just in case
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