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Old 13-08-2021, 05:25 PM #1
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I've known 3 people who have killed or murdered other people, 2 were accidental , one went to jail other no time at all, the other less said the better.
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I can't really because it was so awful a tv prog was made about it it was quite unbelievable what went on, hands cut off and teeth smashed out, i was , well everyone was that someone we knew from past was involved.
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When I was at School, Teachers used to say that I was good at Creative Writing in terms of storytelling, however they did take issue with my grammar which is understandable tbf.

But yeah I remember doing a darker story about Yoshi from the Super Mario series which the Teacher surprisingly let me get away with.
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Can you elaborate the last part for me please?
Yes I was giving an ex a lift and was out with someone new who’s idea it was to get in the boot
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That makes sense.

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This is not a flex; it left me woefully ill-prepared for University as I had absolutely zero ability to organise or self-direct revision, having never done it before.
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