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Big Brother 2023 Big Brother UK (BB20) started October 8th 2023 on ITV2 and ITVX.
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Old 01-11-2023, 10:01 PM #1
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I'm gutted I missed that. This is the sort of stuff that I want to see.

There's no two ways about it, farts are just funny. That's just facts.
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I'm gutted I missed that. This is the sort of stuff that I want to see.

There's no two ways about it, farts are just funny. That's just facts.
My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.
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My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.


You could have passed them off as veggie burgers, what a waste.
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My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.
Us Neanderthals had the great times in life, so it's only natural that we miss them in today's joyless World. It's not surprising that you misery guts progressives are jealous of us.
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Us Neanderthals had the great times in life, so it's only natural that we miss them in today's joyless World. It's not surprising that you misery guts progressives are jealous of us.
You definitely have a point about society being joyless at the moment.

You can't even call Harry Maguire "Slabhead" without some people getting offended about it.

But seriously any joke offends someone nowadays.
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Farts are definitely funnier than a woman saying "oh my God" in an American accent.
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Farts are definitely funnier than a woman saying "oh my God" in an American accent.
She still thinks shes on the apprentice rather than BB.
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But vanessa....

Your farts smell like roses.
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classic Paul

sums up Noky and her group
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She should’ve gone and layed a cable on his pillow.
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Was he naked in the bed? Was he waiting for Olivia and then Noky came or did he say he was doing something to Noky?
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Was he naked in the bed? Was he waiting for Olivia and then Noky came or did he say he was doing something to Noky?
He was doing it to be spiteful to Noky, it was her side of the bed , and he said he's going to get his bum out . So basically he put his disgusting bare bum on her sheets .
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He was doing it to be spiteful to Noky, it was her side of the bed , and he said he's going to get his bum out . So basically he put his disgusting bare bum on her sheets .

He should be evicted or punished severely for that


It’s impinging on her safe area , plus it’s a a health and safety no -no


He’s just so vile

Gawd knows how is mum feels ( if she’s watching)


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He should be evicted or punished severely for that


It’s impinging on her safe area , plus it’s a a health and safety no -no


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It will be mind boggling if he still has a girlfriend after everything. He's a disgusting cockroach.
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Did he mention Noky? Or are people just presuming....
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Did he mention Noky? Or are people just presuming....
it was her side of the bed ! , he was doing it to be a nasty d!ck .
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nasty d!ck .
Let’s hope he didn’t get that out as well!
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How do you know he wasn't in Nokys side waiting for Olivia to come back?
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How do you know he wasn't in Nokys side waiting for Olivia to come back?
I'm seriously done , you know what he was doing .
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He could have been waiting for Olivia then. If he didn't mention Noky.
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It's juvenile from Paul, but it's not the worst thing that's ever happened on Big Brother, or so bad that he should be evicted for it.
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How would he even know Noky was going to walk in? Olivia was there prior and was returning so could be either.
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