[Alf]

Originally Posted by Redrose

My older brother has the same attitude as you. He's a bit of a Neanderthal. I had a bbq with him once and was farted while the burgers were cooking. I swooped them up from the grill and threw them into the bin.

Us Neanderthals had the great times in life, so it's only natural that we miss them in today's joyless World. It's not surprising that you misery guts progressives are jealous of us.