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Old 18-06-2024, 06:55 PM #26
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I dont need to explain what this great saying means.
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Put them away LT, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
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Like a rat up a drain pipe...I think that also means quick.
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Oh LT, you're hung like a bairns airm.
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An inexperienced person trying to tell someone more knowledgeable what to do.
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…’Happy as Larry’…who’s Larry…?…
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…kick the bucket/bucket list seems like a random use of buckets in a phrase…
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