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Old 19-06-2024, 08:47 AM #1
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This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.

If the two birds are are next to each other or one is directly behind the other it’s possible


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You dont look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

I dont need to explain what this great saying means.
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Put them away LT, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
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…’Happy as Larry’…who’s Larry…?…
That fella you take your hat off to.
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…that’s why Larry’s happy, he stole my hat when I took it off…
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