[Callum]

Bump

I was just watching an episode from the first season, where Chandler's stuck in a ATM building with this famous woman, and she asks him if he wants any gum and he says "Is it sugarless?" I found that funny. Then after a while he says to her "Gum would be perfection."

[Princess]

Originally posted by Bright-Eyes
The phalange is awesome when reachel goes "oh screw it" and gets uo with everyone else

Phalagne are actually the bones in your toes. We were doing the bones in Biology and everyone just screamed 'Phalange!' really excitely

[MarkWaldorf]

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'

[melanie]

Originally posted by Bright-Eyes
Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

LOL

[hanny08]

Ross: What is Chandler Bing scared of?
Monica: Michael Flately, Lord of the Dance!
Joey: The Irish Jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independant from his body!

[Tom]

Phoebes songs always crack me up, so strange

"Now Grandma's a person that everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and some day you will too"

"I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitching
How was I supposed to know
that my mum was dead in the kitchen?"

There the two songs I can remember word for word, I'm sad aren't I.

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Arneldo
When Rachel, Phoebe, Ross and Joey are "floating heads", Phoebe hands Monica a prize of Grand Supreme Little Darling and Rachel says "Congratulations!!!". Okay it doesnt sound funny on paper, but it always makes me crack up.

Ohh yea!
That one sent me in stitches... on numerous occasions!!

I have so many friends quotes I love

I have Smelly Cat on my phone

I had it as my text tone for ages! xD

[MarkWaldorf]

I just saw one with Phoebe's boyfriend Dr Rob.

"Erm, Mon, easy on those cookies. Remember, there just food - not love."

[Annie]

Rory said that one I was going to say..

When Ross goes to Rachels work to get her job back so she doesnt need to leave and then the boss always called him 'Ron'

Boss: Oh Don is it?
Ross: Oh close RON!

Hahaha

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Markus
I just saw one with Phoebe's boyfriend Dr Rob.

"Erm, Mon, easy on those cookies. Remember, there just food - not love."

I was just watching that too!
Soo funny!!

Chandler - 'I'll show you to my room' *Pause* 'That sound so weird when its not followed by, no thanks, its late'

[Indierock&roll]

joey "im thinking of telling rachel she screwed up the trifle"
ross "what?! its thanks giving not truth day!"
lmaoo

chandler " checkin out the chan chan man!"

ross "pivot.. pivot... PIVOT!...PIVOTT!!!!"
chandler "shut up..shut up.. SHUT UUUUUP!"

[Callum]

Originally posted by Markus
I just saw one with Phoebe's boyfriend Dr Rob.

"Erm, Mon, easy on those cookies. Remember, there just food - not love."

LMAO watched that one earlier, so funny.


Phoebe: Hi Rach!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs
Monica: Hi
Phoebe: Hi, been to the hospital today?
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Monica: You just asked me that
Phoebe: Yeah well maybe it was a trick question

[MarkWaldorf]

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]

Rachel: How is she?

Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.

Ross: How's the hair?

Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

Joey: Can we see her?

Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.

[Hugo]

Rachel: It thought she was on the atkins?
Amy: She was. Carbs found her.

LOL

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
Phoebe: I know her!

lmfao!!!

hahahahahahaa

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Indierock&roll
joey "im thinking of telling rachel she screwed up the trifle"
ross "what?! its thanks giving not truth day!"
lmaoo

chandler " checkin out the chan chan man!"

ross "pivot.. pivot... PIVOT!...PIVOTT!!!!"
chandler "shut up..shut up.. SHUT UUUUUP!"

I LOVE THE TRIFLE EPISODE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

and at the end of the last quote "what did you actually mean when you said pivot?!"

[SiaSiaSia]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/quotes

i've just been reading through this shahahahaha

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL i'm in the mood to watch it now

[SiaSiaSia]

ones that have particularly made me laugh as i am scrolling down:

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Monica: You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Okay.
Chandler: [reading the paper] Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.
[to Ross]
Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
ones that have particularly made me laugh as i am scrolling down:

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're going to be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

LMFAO

[Sarah.]

My fave;
Ross: 'Oh please, hit by a blimp?'
Chandler; 'It kills over one Americans every year!'. << the way he said it.. looool. so funny.

then later Chandler says;
'Well at least he died doing what he loved.. watching blimps'.

LOL I love it.<3

[Zac]

Originally posted by ProjectWeirdo
Rachel - "There's something wrong with the left phalange!!"

Lol, i love that one.