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and i LOVE this angie :P |
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Bitch is BACK!
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Sia stuffs her bra.. Amazing!
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Bitch is BACK!
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I need my fix of The Family!!!
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"holds head in hands"
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LMAO ive only just discovered this its amazing haha. Im such a lazy cow haha, Hannah has to do all my jobs
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After another hectic weekend of rowdiness fights tantrums, laughs, accidents and biology homework, the family are all back from their first day of the weeks visit to work and school for a special dinner.
All afternoon Hannah has been locked away in the kitchen clattering pots rattling spoons, and rustling packets whilst she rustles up a big family Italian meal, and its finally ready to be served. Hannah... ok, everybody you can come in now..Dinner is served (she presses the play button and Nessum Dorma starts to play at full blast on the CD player) Sia is first in... wow this looks great Annie..... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm smells nice Christina... has anyone seen my ruler I've got to do a bar chart for maths homework... The boys enter saying nothing just looking suspicious as if they know something has to be wrong, then Mom enters with Dad. Mom... well done Hannah looks.ok Dad...OK????..OK??? , since when has Heinz spaghetti hoops on toast been labelled italian food? Hannah.... its pasta... The boys burst out laughing, Sia calls them both sh*t heads and Hannah starts to cry. Mom..its ok, its the thought that counts, and you've obviously gone to a lot of trouble. Annie.... she sure has Mom, look in the bin there is 7 empty cranberry flavoured WKD bottles in there all of a sudden. Hannah... so I got thirsty Dad...OK, never mind lets just settle down and eat this before it gets colder. (he sits down and everyone follows) Tina pass the pepper sweet heart... Christina.... Oh daaaaaaaad, I've got maths homework (dad looks dumbfounded) Sia... I swear shes a lazy cow....(she passes dad the pepper) Mom... I thought we'd get a family pet, any ideas.. Annie... get a monkey so the boys can spank it when its naughty Sia and Hannah start laughing, even Christina looks up and smiles, the boys stare, Mom looks away in embarrasment whilst Dad doent even flinch... Dad.......... Now now Annie the boys arent that depraved to spank monkeys (the laughing gets louder)...its not funny anyway the boys should be into girls now not playing with there monkeys (still the laughing grows louder) Mom... its a joke love, spanking a monkey means wan................... Sia...MORE cheese Dad??!!!! Dad..errrrrrrrm no thanks Billy.... what pet do you want Annie, another one eyed snake to cuddle Shaun... yeah.ANOTHER one? This time the boys laugh including Christina albeit hiding behind her Maths level 4 homework book... Mom look confused and this time its Dad who looks a little uneasy.......... Dad..(looking towards Mom) Its a joke love.... a one eyed snake means a CO............ Annie....I'm preganant!!!!!! Sia almost chokes (what chance now her bras being able to fit her sister?) Hannah drops the 15 gallon pot full off spaghetti noodles on the floor. Christina rips her maths book, Dad bites his lip...Mom reaches for anoth vallium hidden in her napkin... whilst the boys take advantage of the shocking news by throwing there food out of the kitchen window and high 5'ing each other.... Then......... they all as one sit and stare up at the trembling figure stood in front of them Annie, who has just announced the family's biggest news for years. Question is..who's the father? The end...for now ![]() |
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Locke.
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I think Ang has been watching too much Shameless
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Bitch is BACK!
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Haha amazing! Glad to see Im pregnant again on tibb
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I'm a robber and I'm breaking into the house.
Thank you! Give me all of your camears and stuff. |
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I'll take all the good silver, thank you. ...when the security finally comes, I'm not leaving without putting up a fight. *punches Billy* TAKE THAT! |
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Am I dead in this?
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LOVE IT!
Althoyugh blats another TiBB Tales rip off! |
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![]() ![]() oh, and Ross, get prepared your time is coming LOL ![]() |
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Lol. "wonders who the father is"
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Lol oh goshh not my maths book, the teacher told me off for that
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Bitch is BACK!
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Dont worry Christina - I cant believe it either. I always thought masturbation was safe!
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Annie!
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Bitch is BACK!
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Banned
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Can I be a cousin?
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