[andyman]

Originally posted by Locke

US scientists are conducting experiments which aim to change the sexuality of homosexual sheep.
The news has provoked an outcry among the gay and lesbian community who fear it could pave the way for breeding out homosexuality in humans.

One gay rights campaigner likened the research to eugenics, while former Wimbledon winner Martina Navratilova, who is a lesbian, labelled it "homophobic".

The experiments were authorised to help farmers, who complained they were losing out financially because on average one in 10 rams is gay.

By studying the brains of the homosexual rams, scientists pinpointed the mechanisms influencing their sexual orientation.

They gave the sheep injections to adjust the levels of hormones in their brains and some of the previously gay rams became attracted to ewes.

There is hope for Britney fans then..
Bad news for her tho, her album sales will drop big time and less males will enjoy mean girls and gossip girl bs..

But this could cause problems for the fashion world...

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by andyman

There is hope for Britney fans then..
Bad news for her tho, her album sales will drop big time and less males will enjoy mean girls and gossip girl bs..

But this could cause problems for the fashion world...

[Shaun]

Why do andyman, .Andy., Locke and Robin-Van-Perfect always come into threads with obvious gay connotations?

answers on a postcard to
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PO Box 69
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[Locke.]

Originally posted by Picto
Why do andyman, .Andy., Locke and Robin-Van-Perfect always come into threads with obvious gay connotations?

answers on a postcard to
"In The Closet
PO Box 69
Brighton"

What other gay threads have I been in?

[andyman]

Shaun! How dare you!!!

I came here just to help the poor lad, other members have given him good advice..

Shaun stop being a mean bully.

[Novo]

Originally posted by Picto
Why do andyman, .Andy., Locke and Robin-Van-Perfect always come into threads with obvious gay connotations?

answers on a postcard to
"In The Closet
PO Box 69
Brighton"

Not everyone is Gay you know


it's liked your shocked to see 4 straight guys

Christ Get over it Pal

[30stone]

Lol.

What they said ^^

[MarkWaldorf]

and I'd love to know why 90% of andyman's posts involve Britney, when he apparently dislikes her. He's a 30 year old man who acts more immature than some of the younger members on here. So laughable really, it's why I cannot take him seriously at all and just present him with mirror images of himself - sheep!

[Locke.]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
and I'd love to know why 90% of andyman's posts involve Britney, when he apparently dislikes her. He's a 30 year old man who acts more immature than some of the younger members on here. So laughable really, it's why I cannot take him seriously at all and just present him with mirror images of himself - sheep!

He's having a laugh, not everbody takes everything on the forum so seriously.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Locke

He's having a laugh, not everbody takes everything on the forum so seriously.

Yeh its a bit of fun,

Dont have to be mature all the time its an internet forum..

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Locke

He's having a laugh, not everbody takes everything on the forum so seriously.

Having a laugh every day? He must think it's a never ending ball of hilarity then.

[andyman]

Shaun got a problem with straight people? Whats wrong with you shaunith? Eh?

Please dude get over yo self! Were straight, were here and we want our fookin beer!

[Locke.]

Originally posted by andyman
Please dude get over yo self! Were straight, were here and we want our fookin beer!

[Novo]

Originally posted by Locke

That is my custom status now

Another Line from the legend that is Andyman

[30stone]

Best One Liner Ever.

[andyman]

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
and I'd love to know why 90% of andyman's posts involve Britney, when he apparently dislikes her. He's a 30 year old man who acts more immature than some of the younger members on here. So laughable really, it's why I cannot take him seriously at all and just present him with mirror images of himself - sheep!

90%? You sure pal?
It is around 22%... C'mon get with it.
Fact is the whole Britney thing is just a bit of fun! I thought you was more clued up than to cry over it, c'mon don't be upset over my posts, i never attack you do i? Well do i?

[Billy]

ANDYMAN IS THIRTY?!

[Shaun]

Oooh, so defensive.

And I lashed out at you because I'm fed up with all this "get cured" bollocks you keep saying, as if homosexuality is an illness.

[Novo]

Originally posted by Billy
ANDYMAN IS THIRTY?!

Yes and he still looks like he's 21

[Locke.]

Originally posted by Picto
Oooh, so defensive.

And I lashed out at you because I'm fed up with all this "get cured" ******** you keep saying, as if homosexuality is an illness.

I only posted a story about homosexual sheep!!! Nothing to do with being cured [apart from the sheep] Sean, you are reading into these things too much.

[Shaun]

In this thread alone:

.Andy.: youll be cured

Cured from what exactly? The OP has already said he's decided he is gay, and is facing a dilemma over how to tell people about it, not how to 'cure it'.

andyman: talk to your local vicar

I assume this isn't to talk about the upcoming village fète, but something about becoming a good christian, since homosexuality is a sin. *gasp*

Robin-Van-Perfect: get some posters of naked women and stick them to your ceiling.

Again, he's said he is gay. What good would that do?

Sorry Locke, you're in my good books

[andyman]

Originally posted by Billy
ANDYMAN IS THIRTY?!

Yes and i own my house, have a car, pay silly tax, pay loads of bills, have sex with women, drink in pubs, have a hgv licence, have a forklift truck licence, have done loads of naughty things...

I like ancient roman history, politics, big silly on tibb due to half of my brain missing....

[30stone]

Originally posted by andyman

Yes and i own my house, have a car, pay silly tax, pay loads of bills, have sex with women, drink in pubs, have a hgv licence, have a forklift truck licence, have done loads of naughty things...

I like ancient roman history, politics, big silly on tibb due to half of my brain missing....

I so wnat a hgv lisence...

Just so i can drive somthing big and lord it over other people like pull out before me and i will smash you.

[Rory]

Locke/Robin-Van-Perfect/.Andy./andyman, if you don't have any useful advice for the OP please don't say anything at all. He's asking for advice, not criticism.

Mark/Shaun, please don't argue/insult other members. If you want to do that, deal with it outside of the forum. (Same goes for the first bunch)

Can we just go back to helping the OP instead of arguing with each other? Any posts with insults will be deleted.

[andyman]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect

I so wnat a hgv lisence...

Just so i can drive somthing big and lord it over other people like pull out before me and i will smash you.

For HGV you have to be 21 or over but at 18 you can gain a 7.5ton licence..