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Old 08-05-2009, 09:35 PM #26
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What's the difference between a brick and a ginger person? The brick gets laid.

I'm not gingerist! I love ginger people! Well not love but they're above Peadophiles and hitler! I'm joking obviously



Here's a joke I've told to a few tibb members but no one's found it funny yet but I love it since it's so bad.

There's two biscuits walking down the road, the one says to the other 'Where do you live?' The other replies 'I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing'.
Oh yeah. I saw that you typed that on Stickam one time.

I still don't get it. Probably because: #1 - Biscuits here are these; #2 - I'm just slow when it comes to most jokes.
Those aren't biscuits, THEY ARE LIES!!!!!!!!!

Here's a biscuit.
Mmm...Chicken Biscuits.
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The birds one can be explained here Dezzy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perch
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Rory, that's a scone.
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The birds one can be explained here Dezzy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perch
Ah! *Facepalms*
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Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.


If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..
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Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.


If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..
Noo they can have fruit in them or not have fruit in them.They're both scones.

Biscuits are usually small thin type things

Cookies are big chunky type biscuits.
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Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.


If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..
Noo they can have fruit in them or not have fruit in them.They're both scones.

Biscuits are usually small thin type things

Cookies are big chunky type biscuits.
Well now I know British food. The cookies/biscuits/scones situation always confuses me. I've gotten down the fries/chips/crisps situation though!

In America if it's plain, it's just called a biscuit. If it's got fruit mixed into the batter and such, it's a scone.

And biscuits are never cookies here.
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Rory, that's a scone.
No, scones are the things with fruity stuff in them here.


If it's plain, I suppose, it's just called a biscuit.

Your biscuits are our cookies.

Your cookies are...well..
Cookie!



Cookies and biscuits are one in the same. Biscuits = Digestives, jaffa cakes (IT'S A BISCUIT PEOPLE!), cookies, Nice biscuits, Chocolate fingers, Garibaldis ETC.

American biscuits look like a mix of a burger and a scone.
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You are ruining Shaun's joke thread with your educational posts. Please refrain from posting 'sense' in here. Thanks.
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