[Will.]

Nevett in the final days before the fire:

[Daniel-X]

Mike, Gina and Jimaha were irrel.

Beryl, Kathy, Norah, Doreen, Maureen and LaDaysha are iconic tbh

[Will.]

we need 1 more security guard, hmm

[Will.]

The new store in Blackpool:

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Mike, Gina and Jimaha were irrel.

Beryl, Kathy, Norah, Doreen, Maureen and LaDaysha are iconic tbh

Norah

[Daniel-X]

Lets upgrade someone tbh I mean Jale would like to do the same job as her now deceased dad xx

[Will.]

Jale is the new security guard xx

[Will.]

MB will be pleased, Elroy is the new store manager.

Linda is the new model for Will's supermarket.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Will1999

The new store in Blackpool:

Originally Posted by Will1999

Norah

Both are iconic

[Will.]

Could you do a bio for Kathy and Doreen, just realised the don't have one? x

[Will.]

It has been an explosive month in the supermarket

[Daniel-X]

I'll do a bio for everyone tmorrow

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I'll do a bio for everyone tmorrow

Thank you

[Amy Jade]

me at the opening of the new store

[Daniel-X]

Amy you can be the VIP guest

No other TIBB members are allowed in when Amy's doing shopping so **** off

[Ross.]

Wait a minute what

Wasn't this an Arista bargain thread rip off

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Ross.

Wait a minute what

Wasn't this an Arista bargain thread rip off

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Amy you can be the VIP guest

No other TIBB members are allowed in when Amy's doing shopping so **** off

preach.

[Will.]

Regular customer Bill loves scooping a good deal at Will's supermarket, he's just bought the Fifty Shades Of Grey on BLURAY FOR £6.99!

[MB.]

Well as long as Bernadette still has her vodka

[Will.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Well as long as Bernadette still has her vodka

Of course, BTW earlier today Elroy Williams was promoted to store manger ICYMI!

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Nevett Evans convicted of arson and murder after supermarket burns

Nevett Evans 70 today was convicted to life in prison following the discovery that she was person behind the fire at Will's Supermarket. Evans who was a regular shopper at Will's Supermarket burned down the supermarket earlier this week causing the deaths of Mike Cocksuck, Jimaha Timaha and Gina Dykefest. Nevette pleaded guilty in court and stated the reasoning behind it was that Doreen refused to sell her twenty nine bottles of gin.

Gina Dykefest was killed tragically after Maureen's collections of dildos fell on top of her trapping her in the fire. A memorial service will be held later today for all the dildos that were killed as a result of the fire. Mike Cocksuck was killed immediately and his last words were 'Suck me off one more time Beryl?' before dying in the frozen food aisle. Beryl helped with his last wishes. While Jimaha Timaha was so irrel that people even forgot she worked for her. It has been reported in Nuts magazine that Linda has already moved on when Linda posed for girl of the week.

The remaining staff at Will's supermarket have been transferred to a new Will's supermarket set in the nicest and poshest place in England....

Blackpool. (Wish them luck)

Still getting over this...

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Of course, BTW earlier today Elroy Williams was promoted to store manger ICYMI!

She can't listen to Salute without getting violent these days </3

[Will.]

Originally Posted by MB.

She can't listen to Salute without getting violent these days </3

bless Bernadette

[Will.]

terrible weather outside the supermarket today