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26-08-2015, 01:26 PM
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Norah and Kathy marry in cereal aisle
Today the public of Britain wondered why they were getting a bank holiday. It was because of the Royal wedding of Norah and Kathy. After being engaged for three days the couple finally tied the knot in the cereal aisle and are now happily married and enjoying their honeymoon in Butlins. Norah and Kathy decided to have their venue at the supermarket as Will walked Norah down the aisle to her favourite song 'We are the cheeky girls' Fanny was the ring bearer but somehow managed to get two hula hoop crisps stuck up their vaginas. The couple enjoyed a ceremony later in the staff room. The meal consisted of pickled onion monster munch for starters, tesco value chicken korma for their main and Kathy's homemade fishy fanny trifle for desert. The couple also revealed to OK that they are expecting their first child! May the newly wed couple lead a new happily married life. Last edited by Daniel-X; 26-08-2015 at 01:26 PM. |
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26-08-2015, 01:33 PM
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26-08-2015, 01:31 PM
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26-08-2015, 01:37 PM
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Crimson Dynamo | The voice of reason
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Monster Munch
what a romantic addition
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26-08-2015, 01:43 PM
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Crimson Dynamo | The voice of reason
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26-08-2015, 01:58 PM
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I can't believe they tied the knot love them both so much
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26-08-2015, 04:02 PM
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OK! EXCLUSIVE: We speak to HOT NEW COUPLE Norah and Kathy on why their sex life is the best and how they continue to hold a fantastic relationship!
OK has spoken to a wonderful, down to earth couple dubbed the new 'Victoria and David' - Kathy and Norah. Norah and Kathy recently got married in Will's supermarket in which the pair both work full time. The hot lesbo are a down to earth, eccentric couple. Norah  We chatted to them about their daily life and what makes the perfect relationship. So ladies! What's the key to a good relationship? Norah: The key to a perfect relationship is the sex, Kathy and I are always at it everywhere, we cant get enough of each other. Kathy: I agree, theres nothing more than a good shag after a HARDS day work. What's the typical evening for a classy couple like yourselves? Kathy: We like nothing better than sitting our arses in front of the telly watching the soaps and eating a Donner kebab, we both love Sonia and Tina on EE, there lesbo icons. Kathy  Norah: We are massive fans on CBB, and with it starting tomorrow we are all ready and having a launch party filled of booze, lesbo's and sex. We will be staying up all night watching the BOTS and live feed, whilst taking tones of viagra - then we will go live to Chaturbate. What's you dream holiday? Kathy and Norah: oh it's defo a 2 week all inclusive to Benidorm, we love nothing better than sitting our arses on the beach looking at all the dykes. The food is brilliant, Donner kebabs and pizza everywhere, we love it. What's daily life like the pair of you? Norah: It's crazy, everyone recognises as in the street, we cant leave the house without people thinking Kathy is Melissa McCarthy, People think I'm Vicky from Corrie, the amount of selfies I take with people. How was the wedding? Norah: It was fab, I went down to Cheeky Girls, it was amazing, Kathy looked like Victoria Beckham, she was a stunner. The food was fab, We got the whole meal for everyone for £20. Kathy: It was my dream wedding getting married in a supermarket, it was super classy, we had great sex in the store room. You recently came back from your honey moon, how was it? Kathy: It was fab, we binged watched the entire Sex and The City show whilst eating tons of pizza, we had sex at least twice a day, we even did it in the kids playground. Norah: It was fab, Kathy pussayyy was on top form. What are you plans for the future? Norah: I've been offered a spot of Celebrity Big Brother, bosses think I would bring the sex appeal and really spice the show up, so I came out as bisexual which should help as they like nothing better than someone who swings both ways. Kathy: I dont know, my dream is to take over judging on X Factor from Cheryl, the amount of people who say I'm just like her is fab, but they say I'm more classy. So you're pregnant Kathy, how exciting is that? Kathy: It's incredibly exciting, Fanny wants to adopt it and deport it to China so she can earn a bit of money, we're not sure what we will do with it, Norah wants it to go on BGT, but we're have to wait and see. Last edited by Will.; 26-08-2015 at 04:22 PM. |
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26-08-2015, 09:53 PM
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NEVETT EVANS TAKES WILLS SUPERMARKET HOSTAGE UPON BREAKING OUT OF JAIL, ONE CONFIRMED DEAD
Nevett Evans who broke out of jail the other night has took Will's supermarket in Blackpool hostage. Customers where shocked to hear gunshots in store before seeing Nevett say 'Doreen better have my dolla sign' before taking everyone at the store hostage. Upon taking the staff hostage in the staff room, Fanny Cumberbatch quickly escaped after hitting Nevett over the head with a dildo and running before escaping the store as Nevett ****s numerous bullets at her. Fanny was **** in the leg where her tattoo of Jamelia is. Jamelia now looks like her face has been chewed by a dog Fanny commented to the police. Elroy Williams was also released after Nevett revealed that she will always appreciate how he was the nicest pimp she'd ever had and dint take all of her money. Elroy thanked her and smuggled his daughter LaDaysha in his thing before leaving. Fanny, Elroy, LaDaysha, Norah and Kathy (who are ion their honeymoon) are the only members of staff who are safe. Meanwhile a loud gun shot and cry was heard at 12:00pm while Beryl's voice was heard saying 'NOT IN MY COUS COUS' Nevett later hung a banner from the staff room saying 'I have killed Rustie Lee' before being quickly corrected that it was in fact staff member Linda Banks who she had killed. Tyra Banks gave the statement 'She was going to be a model on the next cycle. My sister. To think we'd finally both agreed to have that threesome with Ross Kemp and it doesn't even get to happen.' The hostage is still taking place. Maureen, Doreen, Jale, Beryl, Jackie and Valery all remain inside. |
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