[T*]

Epic tune tho jarrod

[Shaun]

[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Shaun

[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

Omfg

[T*]

Originally Posted by Shaun

[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Shaun

[There are no presenters for this segment but for now please join in a round of applause as Niamh awards Patrick with the Lad of the Year 2014 prize, before Germany take to the stage.]

[Ammi]

..Jake...exceptional...O M G......

[Ammi]

...Lady Greg Greg....that's so genius...

[Ammi]

..Dezzy....

[jackc1806]

I think it's my song

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by jackc1806

I think it's my song

I think mine and yours might be the same

[T*]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I think mine and yours might be the same

Nope

[jackc1806]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I think mine and yours might be the same

[Shaun]

Lady Greg-Greg's lead single, Zeeplause, which was lifted from his third studio album was met with commercial and critical success, reaching number 27 in Eritrea and so far peaking at 129 in Guernsey (after a Lady Greg-Greg stan known by the name of Smithy bought the single a record breaking 1,277 times on its first day of release). After being approached to take part in this years Eurovision Song Contest for Germany, Lady Greg-Greg chose Zeeplause to represent his country, stating that it allowed him to 'be a slut on stage and try on a zillion costumes!'. We'll let you be the judge... everybody, please raise an applause for Zeeplause!

Youtube video

[Instrumental: During this time, Lady Greg-Greg is shown in the air attached to a wing-type structure wearing a long black cloak with his face painted white, with various colours smeared on his cheeks, eye lids, mouth and nose]

[Verse 1:]
'I stand here waiting for me to break my nose
To slip in the shower, whilst I'm trying to wax my toes
If only my forehead was smaller, 'cause one this big I cannot bear
What the hell is that I can feel, a tumor inside of me ear?

I live for the Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause
I'm a walking faux pas, pas
A walking faux pas, pas, a walking...
What the **** is wrong with me, why am I Zee?
The Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause....

Visit The Lounge when it's tough (that’s what it’s about)
I give those guys so much love (but what a weird crowd)
My life is completely *****ed (it's just such a mess)
Like catching something unjust (walked in on friends having sex)

(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Raise it real high
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Up high so that it hits the length, length
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Of the upper sky
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) The sky and the length of my forehead, head

[Verse 2:]
My dissertation supervisor thinks that I’m a bit of a freak
Little does he know that I've been stalking him on Grindr for weeks [The cloak is quickly removed showing an unflattering crab-shaped bikinni underneath]
One second I'm the STD then, suddenly the STD is me
Now I’m gonna die a sexual infection, without even getting my degree

I live for the Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause
I'm a walking faux pas, pas
A walking faux pas, pas, a walking...
What the **** is wrong with me, why am I Zee?
The Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause....

Visit The Lounge when it's tough (that’s what it’s about)
I give those guys so much love (but what a weird crowd)
My life is completely *****ed (it's just such a mess)
Like catching something unjust (walked in on friends having sex)

(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Raise it real high
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Up high so that it hits the length, length
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Of the upper sky
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) The sky and the length of my forehead, head

[Bridge: This is performed as Lady Greg-Greg exits the stage for a final costume change]
Up, up
Up, up now
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh

[Lady Greg-Greg emerges from the top of the stage, floating down to the stage itself whilst wearing a costume made entirely of ballons]

I live for the Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause
I'm a walking faux pas, pas
A walking faux pas, pas, a walking...
What the **** is wrong with me, why am I Zee?
The Zeepplause, Zeepplause, Zeepplause....

Visit The Lounge when it's tough (that’s what it’s about)
I give those guys so much love (but what a weird crowd)
My life is completely *****ed (it's just such a mess)
Like catching something unjust (walked in on friends having sex)

(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Raise it real high
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Up high so that it hits the length, length (raise it real high)
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) Of the upper sky
(ZEE-P-P-L-A-U-S-E) The sky and the length of my forehead, head

G-R-E-G-ORY.'

Lady Greg-Greg's third studio album is available now from iTunes and all good retailers

[Livia]

LMAO Shaun...

[Shaun]

this song is STUNNING.

[T*]

I KNEW IT

[Jarrod]

Absolutely fabulous.

[T*]

Good song tho

[Jarrod]

[Tom4784]

Oh this is spectacular.

[Jay.]

that's incredible ;D

[jackc1806]

What an amazing song though

[GypsyGoth]

[Ramsay]

[Drew.]

Is this Jakes? amazing..