[Jay.]

that's incredible ;D

[jackc1806]

What an amazing song though

[GypsyGoth]

[Ramsay]

[Ammi]

...Lady Greg Greg....that's so genius...

[Drew.]

Is this Jakes? amazing..

[Jay.]

Well done Jake

[Livia]

Brilliant Jake.

[Shaun]

Hello, we are just some contemporary, hip young things with presenting careers.
Hired because we relate to the kids!
Authenticity! Yeah!
Please, give it up to the motherland... Russia!

[Tom4784]

Oh god.

[T*]

Very very good jake

[Ammi]

..Dezzy....

[jackc1806]

Batten down the hatches, prepare the army ect

[Jake.]

Thanks y'all

[Shaun]

Into The Putin
Performed by Vladimir Putin

Youtube video

Set to the tune of Kylie Minogue's 'Into The Blue'

Our problems began with the gays
So I've put them all on a dick free diet
All these urges I'll erase
Those guys really need a Pussy Riot

I'll take charge and I'll set them right
No pillows left for them to bite
I don't care what's on their minds
'Cus Grindr's' got to go'

When I got my ass up against the wall
Don't need no homos touching me
'Cause I ain't dealing with Oz shower scenes
This Vlad's hepatitis-free
The gays are through, The gays are through
All their rights they'll lose, the gays are through

it's not only the gays that have me vexed
Czech it out because Eastern Europe's next
I'll leave it all a fiery haze
Then I'll go back to hating on the gays

I'm invading former allies
because Crimea is mine
I don't care 'bout the UN's fine
'Cus Ukraine's full of hoes

When I got my ass up against the wall
Don't need no homos touching me
'Cause I ain't dealing with Oz shower scenes
This Vlad's hepatitis-free
The gays are through, The gays are through
All their rights they'll lose, the gays are through

I'll go where the gays don't go
Wherever the men aren't blowing
Even if I'm alone

When I got my ass up against the wall
Don't need no homos touching me
'Cause I ain't dealing with Oz shower scenes
This Vlad's hepatitis-free
The gays are through, The gays are through
All their rights they'll lose, the gays are through

The Performance

The performance entails Vladimir Putin capturing a group of gay people and teaching them to be manly and straight through traditional Russian pass times such as drinking Vodka, wrestling bears and playing the villains in Bond films. The captured gays serve as backup singers and dancers throughout. The performance ends with a stunning interpretive pole dance detailing how Vladimir will rid the world of Gays and Ukraine.

[Livia]

Dezzy <3

[ChristmasNeeve]

Jake that was amazing Poor Greg gets a song written about him every year

[Tom4784]

*downs several bottles of vodka until I fall into a coma&

[Pete.]

Gives Z zeepplause

[Shaun]

you're way too harsh on this dean, the lyrics are flawless

[Ammi]

...Dezzy that was incredible, you never let us down.....

[Drew.]

this is brilliant

[GypsyGoth]

good work!

[Jay.]

great work, very in character ;p

[jackc1806]

Amazing