[sooty]

We have two stores, Tesco and Sainsbury in my town, so I use them both regularly.

I quite often specially in a hurry give a wrong loyalty card to a cashier, like Tesco card at Sainsbury and vise versa.

When cashier point it out to me, normally I would say, "Oh I am sorry, I am a loyal customer, aren't I?".

[sooty]

Oh I remember, a long time ago I went to a cinema with my friends.

It was Travolta's "Saturday Night Fever".

Because my English was so poor, I could not follow the story well and fell sleep during the film but I wake up every time the well know tune came up.
My other British friends were giggling looking at me.

[Claymores]

I will tell mine -

Was one New Year and having to go stay with my parents 'for the bells' We got ratarsed as Scottish people do, then went to bed

In about 2pm next day I found myself lying naked in a bed that I'd not been allocated with and not with girlfriend - with my brother and his wife!!!!

I sleepwalk when drunken and need pee! Was in the wrong bedroom

[sooty]

Oh Claymores, sleepwalk.



I was in a garden centre today.

I asked a staff where I could find a certain item and was told he was a customer himself.

[sooty]

When I was learning English, our tutor used to visit a bookmaker at his lunch time.
One day I went out for lunch with my classmate, I saw the tutor coming out from the bookie, so I asked him "How was it?"

Later my friend told me I should not have used the phrase as it had another meaning.

I only wanted to ask him the result of his betting.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by sooty

Oh Claymores, sleepwalk.



I was in a garden centre today.

I asked a staff where I could find a certain item and was told he was a customer himself.

Don't sweat it - this used to happen to me in Woolworths several times when I was out shopping at lunchtime in a small town where I had to go work. The locals associated a guy wearing a suit with being a worker for the shop!

My other silly embarassing sleepwalk one was at a mate from work's apartment. It was a 1 bedroom apartment so he kindly gave me and girlfriend the bed while he slept on the sofa.

We had unwisely been playing Trivial Pursuits with others all evening with the penalty for getting a question wrong a tequila slammer. During the night I started to sleepwalk and apparently was utterly convinced that my workmate's wardrobe was actually the toilet! My (now ex) said she had to slap me in the face hard several times to wake me and hold me tight in an awkward place to stop me going ahead with the deed.

[LemonJam]

Parents catching me watching porn was pretty bad.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by lemonjam

parents catching me watching porn was pretty bad.

oopsy!

[MrGaryy]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

Parents catching me watching porn was pretty bad.

BOTH OF THEM?! LOL

Speaking of sleepwalking, when I was on holidays as a kid I was in a room with my sisters and my parents were in another room in the hotel. In the middle of the night I got up and walked out of our room, down the corridor of the hotel and banged on the door of my parents room. They didn't answer so I kept going and eventually was like, on the ground, in tears, banging on the door.


It was NOT my parents room. Some poor random people heard some child in tears banging on their door in the middle of the night.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by MrGaryy

BOTH OF THEM?! LOL

Speaking of sleepwalking, when I was on holidays as a kid I was in a room with my sisters and my parents were in another room in the hotel. In the middle of the night I got up and walked out of our room, down the corridor of the hotel and banged on the door of my parents room. They didn't answer so I kept going and eventually was like, on the ground, in tears, banging on the door.


It was NOT my parents room. Some poor random people heard some child in tears banging on their door in the middle of the night.

LOL - sounds like the sort of thing I'd still do if on holiday and had too many sherberts in the hotel I'm fine in my own house, I can navigate to the toilet and back when asleep..........it's just unfamiliar places that must phase me!

[Shasown]

A good few years ago, when I was lets say not as worldly wise, after a good night out i was chatting to a young lady(I use the term very loosely) anyways it turns out she lived quite close to my mothers house, so we walked home together, thats about all I can remember, the next morning I awoke with a young lady beside me , not realising where I was I decided to do something about the morning wood, - good times, unfortunately a few minutes into the dirty deed we were disturbed by my very strict Irish Catholic mother sticking her head round the door to see if I wanted a cuppa.

I have at various times woken up in storm drains, monsoon ditches, industrial tumble driers, various cars, a department store, someone's office,a swimming pool, a yank millionaires yacht, farmers fields, barns, hayricks, garden sheds, other peoples houses rooms beds and wives. All through alcohol fuelled nights.

However the most embarassing wake ups have to be laid beside arm chewers, you wake up and the dragon lady beside you is asleep and lying on your arm, in order to not wake her up and escape her place you start to chew through your own arm. You manage to extricate yourself without too big a scene but as always happens, a mate saw you leave the pub/nighclub with her.

[Kerry]

Probably falling over in a short skirt while on a night out many moons ago and grazing my knee like a child. The thing flew up and exposed my butt to all and sundry

Funny though

[Shasown]

Originally Posted by Jaye

Probably falling over in a short skirt while on a night out many moons ago and grazing my knee like a child. The thing flew up and exposed my butt to all and sundry

Funny though

Was the trip induced exposure the first of your "many moons"

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Shasown

Was the trip induced exposure the first of your "many moons"

The trauma was so much I didn't wear a mini skirt for weeks and we....... days..

But no. I think that was the one and only flash...

.... probably not actually....

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Shasown

A good few years ago, when I was lets say not as worldly wise, after a good night out i was chatting to a young lady(I use the term very loosely) anyways it turns out she lived quite close to my mothers house, so we walked home together, thats about all I can remember, the next morning I awoke with a young lady beside me , not realising where I was I decided to do something about the morning wood, - good times, unfortunately a few minutes into the dirty deed we were disturbed by my very strict Irish Catholic mother sticking her head round the door to see if I wanted a cuppa.

I have at various times woken up in storm drains, monsoon ditches, industrial tumble driers, various cars, a department store, someone's office,a swimming pool, a yank millionaires yacht, farmers fields, barns, hayricks, garden sheds, other peoples houses rooms beds and wives. All through alcohol fuelled nights.

However the most embarassing wake ups have to be laid beside arm chewers, you wake up and the dragon lady beside you is asleep and lying on your arm, in order to not wake her up and escape her place you start to chew through your own arm. You manage to extricate yourself without too big a scene but as always happens, a mate saw you leave the pub/nighclub with her.

hahahahaha - excellent stories. I see it's the demon drink that engages both of our embarassing times!

[Raph]

One of them was admitting on TiBB that I was actually a 15 yr old boy living in Switzerland

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Raph

One of them was admitting on TiBB that I was actually a 15 yr old boy living in Switzerland

I'm sure it'll pass........I for one was just winding you up a bit yesterday and hold no real animosity.

[Raph]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I'm sure it'll pass........I for one was just winding you up a bit yesterday and hold no real animosity.

haha yeah I thought so, thanks for letting it go mate (even though you don't like it when I say that), and yeah have a nice day!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Raph

haha yeah I thought so, thanks for letting it go mate (even though you don't like it when I say that), and yeah have a nice day!

I don't mind the mate bit either, in fact it's kind of you to say the term...........that was just one aspect of the ribbing!

[Raph]

Originally Posted by Claymores

I don't mind the mate bit either, in fact it's kind of you to say the term...........that was just one aspect of the ribbing!

haha alright then mate

[CaraRawr]

when i was about 6, i thought i was badass and decided to climb onto the biggest bit of playground apparatus in the school. little did i know i wouldn't be able to get back down and was stuck up there when all the other kids were lining up and going back to class. i was there for about 20 minutes before the caretaker came to get me down. it was humilating

[Raph]

Originally Posted by CaraRawr

when i was about 6, i thought i was badass and decided to climb onto the biggest bit of playground apparatus in the school. little did i know i wouldn't be able to get back down and was stuck up there when all the other kids were lining up and going back to class. i was there for about 20 minutes before the caretaker came to get me down. it was humilating

aha Cara. I feel for you. I climbed up this really tall tree when I was about 7, and got all the way to the top, but then couldn't get down, so my parents had to help me step by step!

[CaraRawr]

Originally Posted by Raph

aha Cara. I feel for you. I climbed up this really tall tree when I was about 7, and got all the way to the top, but then couldn't get down, so my parents had to help me step by step!

yeah, it was horrible :'( awww bless you! x

[Captain.Remy]

-I was in a nightclub with my ex and I went to the toilets. When I went back, I saw her dancing closely to a guy so I pushed him and we argued big time, I almost hit him. The guy was her brother. Everyone knew it.

-I was waiting for the bus (that shows what a long time ago that was) with my neighbour. I saw she had a huge pregnant woman type of stomach so I congratulated her for her upcoming baby. She told me she had stomach cancer and she was about to die. I didn't know what to say.

-When I fainted on last New Year's Eve in front of 100 people because I drank too much. When I woke up, I saw everyone looking at me while I was on the wet floor, completely lost, I didn't know what happened. Therefore my best friend had to carry me on his shoulders to bring me back in my car. I slept from 2am to 7am.

[Claymores]

Ouch Captain - that middle one is a toughie