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| BB11 Channel 4's last Big Brother series started June 2010. Josie Gibson was the winner. All the gossip about the Big Brother 11 house, series and housemates here! |
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![]() There is nothing like a good old hog to chow down on ... how delicious it will be ... especially the south end of the pig rather than the north ... definitely the most tender and mouthwatering ... Those Christmas lights are going to be all ablaze around the cafe ... pulling in even more punters than usual ... he he he
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So hidden sarcasm is the latest "menue" in the nasty Coffee Shoppe
![]() Walks off as I despise what is served here
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The customers felt the chill of a draft of cold air and looked up to see the door swinging hard and, without, the back of a shadowy departing figure. Not knowing who it was, or particularly caring, they returned to their delectation and fun. 'Twasn't everyone's cup of tea, but Elevenpence was developing a discerning reputation for greatness.
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No idea what you are refering to But no matter, just come and have a coffee in the Coffee shop, the more the merrier There is a grand opening of the Nest soon, and the nativity play to look forward to Ben and Corin being the Stars of that, it should draw a good crowd
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"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." - John Adams. "Live for today because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come" - Author unknown Last edited by Suze; 18-11-2010 at 12:30 PM. |
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I need coffee, chocolate and anything else containing caffene today. I am in that kind of mood so no funny business otherwise my sharp tounge might be put into place and I am a nice person normally!
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![]() We are still waiting for Ben and Corin to show up with a few of their friends ... they are all absolutely divine ... so sweet and so funny and such good company ... Ben has promised to bring along some lovely Swiss chocolate shaped like the alps to remind him of his mother ... he is always so generous in sharing with all his entourage ... come on over and join us as soon as you can get away from work ... let's all pile on in to the Coffee Shoppe for a chocolate fest ... and lots of hugs for Gem to keep her sweet ...
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Its a fun thread, where all are welcome to come in and join in the humour and fun, Are you sure there are not a few housemates you would like to vent your humour on......so many to choose from after 11 series. |
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I recommend my new Sachertorte, which is made with Lindt seasoned with sea salt, and a hint of hazlenut praline.
Why is that ruddy door open ? It's more than a little draughty and my bloomers have icicles hanging off them
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Was he surrounded by his little gang of Death Eaters ... ? They are a really nasty crew, you know ... We'll have to try to keep them out ... and just let Ben and Corin and their chocolate loving admirers in for a nice tea time session of fun and frolics ... Strange creatures of the night have been flouncing around ... in and out of the cafe and upsetting some of the best customers ... what can we do about it ... ? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Makes brief entrance, brrrrr, shiver me timbers, it's a bit cold in here right enough.
Plugs in hairdryer and directs warmth up BC's skirt (oh err!!!). Realises I should have requested Mario's services for this job - he always seemed full of hot air. Thinks back to those lovely Danish Pastries Ulrika brought, in her 4x4, quickly scoffed and sold out, she never did return with any more. ![]() Considers German strudels that were on the menu briefly. Thinks to Swiss chocs, Lindt lovlieness and of hiding places for them lest Josie and her Ass spies them. Time for some good old hearty Scottish fayre to add to the Contintal mixture. Add Haggis to the menu. Draws picture to show customers. Add's little feet to confuse them. ![]() Old spooky wife, still trying to get a handle on what that surreal aura culminating in the Psychic Corner is all about, opaque smokey shapes almost looking like human form surround her. Best leave her to it, she's in her own trancelike world trying to connect with the other side. Considers putting up room dividers around her, or some nice very large plants with lots of foliage.... might be scaring the customers away with her bizarre mumblings. Must have staff meeting to consider whether to eject Spooky Wife. Glimpses over to Josie's Ass. My goodness....it's a big one isn't it !!!Hopes she will be able to control it in public. Last edited by Pyramid*; 18-11-2010 at 07:15 PM. |
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That Ass is back again ? I thought the shot putter had sent it to Animal Farm. That's what happens when disgruntled customers leave the door open. Some people were born in a barn, I tell you. And I have just noticed, someone scoffed the almond fingers
(creative display by the way Mids) and neglected to pay.Babycakes gives gratitude to the wonderful Pyramid and thanks her for the suprisingly pleasant warmth in the nether regions - an unconventional solution, but saved her from looking like she was a bejazzled extra on the Only Way is Essex. I am becoming increasingly concerned by the Spectre in the corner. Please, no, please say it is not......the one who must not be named !!!!! Please note: Babycakes is not the greatest lover of Haggis, but finds the cute little feet very appealing. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom. Last edited by babycakes; 18-11-2010 at 08:12 PM. |
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The daily specials chalkboard now reads "Huge piles of toast - free to all who eat it up with a voracious appetite smear with your favourite topping. Marmite, marmalade or gentlemans relish"
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The winner of the new addition to the Coffee shops menu went to Sunshine, she produced a delicious new coffee flavour which she called BenOffee Coffee, which had a lovely but not too overwhelming Caramel taste to it, and it seemed a worthy winner with the customers, and her pie was called BenOffee surprise and was scrumptious. The surprise which worked surprisingly well, were plain crisps as an addition of an extra topping.
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Grabs mug of Benoffe Coffee and slice of Benoffee Pie and takes to table to devour.
Realises there might be trouble ahead..... Sunshine is sitting at the next table, has taken the very last packet of crips. Scabby and Keeva wanted that last packet, they don't look too chuffed at all. |
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Ife who had walked into the shop behind Shabby and Caoimhe, had seen Sunshine eating the last bag of crisps and said she wanted them, Sunshine said that's ok she would share them soon, but Ife could not wait and ordered a coffee with soya milk. No way said Pyramid and BabyCakes, that was specially for Sunshine and a few others who only liked Soya milk, so unless she wanted it ordered in special she would have to stick with regular semi skimmed. Ife was fuming at this, and struted over to have a bi*ch with Mario who was showing off his footie kit he was now wearing, whilst drinking his coffee and dunking his Garibaldi biscuits.
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"Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence." - John Adams. "Live for today because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come" - Author unknown Last edited by Suze; 20-11-2010 at 02:58 PM. |
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Alison departs the cafe, having told the owners that there was no way that she could clean up her mess, as she had to interview Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz on This Morning and was far too important to indulge in domestic duties; she was not your common or garden ex BB housemate you know, she was TV talent.
As her departing car pulled away from the Cafe, Suze lobbed the last of the Almond Cake at the vehicle. "Good riddance" she giggled, although the others were not sure if it was the bitter sponge or the former BB FM that she referred to. However Anthony Hutton, who was disco dancing in the corner, took this as a signal to start a food fight. |
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*swings door open*
Morning peeps, freezing out there, can I have a cappucino with a choccie muffin please.
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Mario enters the cafe, stark bollock naked and does a silly dance around the room. Sadly no one pays him an ounce of attention and he throws a massive strop about how hard he worked to get into the cafe... diddums!
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![]() ![]() Calms down and joins Gemm for a nice relaxing choccie treat and a coffee. Between that Alison one, food fights and now this.... thinks to self that place is going to the dogs, must speak to Babycakes about restricting the clientele. Just as that, a familiar figure swishes past the window.... OOHHHH.... I'm sure, absolutely sure I saw a quiff there, the door opens, and yeah, it's Ben!! ![]() ![]() Gets buckets and pails filled with water in readiness for Voddy! |
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Voddy races towards Ben whilst accidently
pushing other customers out the way and does a Gillian McKeith faint into Ben's arms, whilst accidently on purpose flicking her right hand through his quiff. But Ben misses her whilst sorting his quiff, and Voddy falls to the floor. Pyramid quickly chucks a cup of cold water over Voddy.
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How about this for a Christmas cake???????????
A Christmas Cake Ingredients: * 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 1 bottle Brandy * 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the brandy to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the brandy again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the brandy is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the brandy. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the brandy and wipe counter with the cat. Bingle Jells! |
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