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View Poll Results: Do you wipe your bum with baby wipes?
Yes I do... (sometimes) 21 37.50%
Yes I do... (sometimes)
21 37.50%
No I don't... (ever) 35 62.50%
No I don't... (ever)
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Old 26-01-2012, 11:03 PM #1
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I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...
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I keep baby wipes in my bathroom specifically to wipe my ass after having a poo! It's much cleaner Especially if you are a man & have a hairy bum (or are a freakish woman)...
Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.
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Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.
Quite. I believe the technical term is "cling-ons"
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Yeah I suppose its a bit like a beard but instead of getting some crumbs clinging on you get a few poo particles.
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Shaun you're becoming obsessed x
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Team wipes till I die
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Using wet wipes are way more hygienic.
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The only downside about toilet roll is when your finger goes through the paper whilst wiping.
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Fold the toilet paper in 2 and wipe, s'what I do.
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Such a shame the poll isn't public. :"(
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I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.
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I don't mean to be gross, but if you got poo on any other part of your skin you wouldn't rub it with paper till it went away.
I would. I'd smear it on my skin like tribal war paint then come bursting out of the bathroom running crazed towards my housemates then launching for them.
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This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.
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This is so gross, I wish men had vaginas now.
Women still have buttholes.
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I feel so sick.
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No,and I can't believe 11 people have voted yes.
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