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Old 20-05-2013, 06:32 PM #1
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The library was Claudia's favourite place. She loved everything about it; the calm seclusion, the musky smell of the bookshelves and even the trails of the dust that littered across some of the shelves. As she was reading a Trudi Canavan book, she pushed back the left side of her long straight hair behind her ears as it was getting in the way of her glistening grey eyes which were absorbing every word in front of her. She was in her own world. A few bookshelves behind her in the Politics and History section was a fairly young man holding a book about Napoleon. He was well put together with a natural smile and although it could be said that he had an innocence about his general demeanour, he only really attended the library for the bomb pussy. He was looking at Claudia's slim figure and thought to himself in his West Country accent "Cor, I would." He was about to put the book away to make his move, but he paused. She looked rather tall and all of his previous partners had been around his height. He also remembered that his shorter girlfriends such as Josy gave sub-par handjobs. It was time to make a change. He pushed the book firmly in its designated spot and strolled over and sat in-front of her. Claudia, who was consumed in a trance by the surreal fantasy before her, did not bat an eyelid. The man set his head straight, breathed in and leant forward.

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The library was Claudia's favourite place. She loved everything about it; the calm seclusion, the musky smell of the bookshelves and even the trails of the dust that littered across some of the shelves. As she was reading a Trudi Canavan book, she pushed back the left side of her long straight hair behind her ears as it was getting in the way of her glistening grey eyes which were absorbing every word in front of her. She was in her own world. A few bookshelves behind her in the Politics and History section was a fairly young man holding a book about Napoleon. He was well put together with a natural smile and although it could be said that he had an innocence about his general demeanour, he only really attended the library for the bomb pussy. He was looking at Claudia's slim figure and thought to himself in his West Country accent "Cor, I would." He was about to put the book away to make his move, but he paused. She looked rather tall and all of his previous partners had been around his height. He also remembered that his shorter girlfriends such as Josy gave sub-par handjobs. It was time to make a change. He pushed the book firmly in its designated spot and strolled over and sat in-front of her. Claudia, who was consumed in a trance by the surreal fantasy before her, did not bat an eyelid. The man set his head straight, breathed in and leant forward.

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The library was Claudia's favourite place. She loved everything about it; the calm seclusion, the musky smell of the bookshelves and even the trails of the dust that littered across some of the shelves. As she was reading a Trudi Canavan book, she pushed back the left side of her long straight hair behind her ears as it was getting in the way of her glistening grey eyes which were absorbing every word in front of her. She was in her own world. A few bookshelves behind her in the Politics and History section was a fairly young man holding a book about Napoleon. He was well put together with a natural smile and although it could be said that he had an innocence about his general demeanour, he only really attended the library for the bomb pussy. He was looking at Claudia's slim figure and thought to himself in his West Country accent "Cor, I would." He was about to put the book away to make his move, but he paused. She looked rather tall and all of his previous partners had been around his height. He also remembered that his shorter girlfriends such as Josy gave sub-par handjobs. It was time to make a change. He pushed the book firmly in its designated spot and strolled over and sat in-front of her. Claudia, who was consumed in a trance by the surreal fantasy before her, did not bat an eyelid. The man set his head straight, breathed in and leant forward.

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I posted in MTM once because some Irish bird told me to. She said if she ever met me she'd sleep with me that night so I was happy with that LOL I can't remember her name but she used to post quite a bit.

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I posted in MTM once because some Irish bird told me to. She said if she ever met me she'd sleep with me that night so I was happy with that LOL I can't remember her name but she used to post quite a bit.

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Did she sleep with you?

I posted a bunch of pictures a long time ago, but I deleted them later! Felt weird about it!

And what picture saving stuff?
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No not Niamh. I don't think she'd be happy with me if I referred to her as an 'Irish Bird' LOL
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Oh God though I think I remember that girl, she was really nice but she only posted for a little while, Damn it, what was her name???
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Wouldn't mind either. Especially the first. I'd just look in the mirror then fap over myself all day.
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So basically Bruce Banner?
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Yes,me too,do you look like Uma Livia?
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