[Ryan57]

LOL, 'eat some cement dudE!!!!!'.

[GypsyGoth]

Some of the entries are nice, others funny and a couple gross. Here are ones I like:


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As opposed to the name's actual meaning, Claudia's are so not lame, at all, whatsoever.

If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.

They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.

They are really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.

Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.

It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
Person 1: *smiles at text message*
Person 2: It's Claudia isn't it?
Person 1: Yea.... =)

11
Claudia is a very pretty and exotic girl. She's funny and has a good personality. If you don't know her she appears to be a horrible, catty person, but when you do get to know her, she's an amazing girl who's really funny, kind and down-to-earth.
-Claudia walks past laughing with friend-
Rosie: That Claudia girl is such a bitch!
Aaliyah: I know!
Me: Yeah..but she's actually really nice when you get to know her.

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A person who is an annoying **** face who most people get bad vibes from. Most likely wear old lady clothes and has an innocent look.
hey look at that claudia
she is really annoying

[Redway]

Spoiler:

Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.

[Ramsay]

Karl

My dream guy. Never met anyone like him before. I'm so happy I know him. Wish he'd be mine..
That sweet blue eyed girl from our school is meant to be with Karl!

sounds about right

[Black Dagger]

Lucas is the most amazing person you will ever meet, Lucas is sweet, kind and beautiful. Lucas will bring light to your life and love to your heart.

Biblical Meaning: Light of God-Bringer of Light
People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.
I love my Lucas, he is my sweet angel baby!

Well -hair flicks-

[Black Dagger]

'Kind and sweet?' da fuq is this ****, I ain't doing my job properly.

[reece(:]

Reece
The greatest of the greats
A god amongst men
Every woman's sexual fantasy

"I wish I was Reece
Reece is amazing"

-

superior. the best anyone could have. ideal,perfect.
you are reece

-

the word reece can only be truly explained by those under its distinguishing title,
so all on this page who have submitted negative comments obviously aren't honoured by such an illustrious name.
...so Reece said "Let there be light."
And there was light

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Someone who looks up elephant porn in his local library and smells of poocorn and masturbates on public buses while proceeding to throw his jizz at the driver as a sign of affection.
sometimes mistaken for homosexuals due to the fact that they shove pogo sticks up their arses and bounce around all day as their main source of transportation. they are not homosex they merely love sucking elephant dong and attempt many sexual acts with crocodiles.
Frank: "Hey look at that Reece mounting that pogo stick!"

Barry: "EURGH! Im getting out of here, i dont want anyone throwing semen at me!!!"

[Ramsay]

davey

Extreme stinginess or hoarding
Got a spare cigarette?
No.
Don't be a Davey, that's a full pack..

again, sounds about right

[Black Dagger]

DREW

A massive prick

Aww poor Drew

[Marc]

marc
1.) Physically attractive man.
2.) Intellectually attractive man.
3.) Emotionally attractive man.

Has a voice so sweet he could make a wolverine purr. Most and probably best of all, he's more than you and yo momma combined.

Person a: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Person b: i wanna be marc!

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What a truly inspirational and beautiful entry.

[Withano]

I'm not on there ):

[Glenn.]

1. Glenn

a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off
girl 1: omg u see cody over there
girl 2: omg ya hes such a glenn lets go give him mouth release.
buy glenn mugs & shirts
blow job girls sexy glenn
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2. Glenn

A very hot guy that flirts way too much. Tall and handsome with beautiful clear eyes.
"omg i can see Glenn what a hottie!!"
buy glenn mugs & shirts
glenn hot pretty eyes tall flirt
by Lavablobs Jan 7, 2010 add a video add to a list

3. Glenn

an awsome father figure who is a very loving man who gets knocked down but always gets back up stronger than ever
u r such a Glenn
buy glenn mugs & shirts
ryan dylan father foot robot
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As if it could be anything else tbh. How anyone dislikes me is a mystery.

[Kate!]

I see we've stopped posting negative ones

They were the funniest though.... Come on!

[Niall]

Mine are all extremely complimentary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niall

[Jake.]

Jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love:
wow, i really want a jake (:

A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.
hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!

Well, what can I say

[Benjamin]

1. Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.


2. Benjamin

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.


3. Benjamin

An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.

Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!

Mine are all good, LOL.

[Jake.]

Same , no negatives for mine

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by JH95

Same , no negatives for mine

36. Jake

76 up, 77 down
Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

40. jake

96 up, 98 down
the act of being a tool.
"don't be a jake, nancy"

42. Jake

4 up, 8 down
An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

36. Jake

76 up, 77 down
Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.
Girl #1: "How did you and that guy go?"
Girl #2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake!"

40. jake

96 up, 98 down
the act of being a tool.
"don't be a jake, nancy"

42. Jake

4 up, 8 down
An Asian prostitute who lives in the East Coast of the United States. Jake's are very frisky and tend to bite. They have no reproductive organs or self control.
Dude, I just saw a Jake in New York!

Alright Niamh, no need to put me down

[Niamh.]

Ehem

34. Benjamin

39 up, 116 down
A morbidly obese rabbit man-child. He enjoys tennis and marturbation.
Wow, look at that rabbit! it's so fat, it must be a Benjamin!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Ehem

34. Benjamin

39 up, 116 down
A morbidly obese rabbit man-child. He enjoys tennis and marturbation.
Wow, look at that rabbit! it's so fat, it must be a Benjamin!

I do enjoy tennis and masturbation though, especially at the same time.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Ehem

34. Benjamin

39 up, 116 down
A morbidly obese rabbit man-child. He enjoys tennis and marturbation.
Wow, look at that rabbit! it's so fat, it must be a Benjamin!

OMG

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs.


true

[Kate!]

don't think I haven't noticed that all the men are only posting the complimentary ones, whilst the forum females are presenting a more balanced view.

- awaits screams of sexism -

[Ryan57]

I thought it was just me that'd have the big dick definitions.