[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Are you floundering in the water or do you want to come aboard?

be selective with those life belts me hearty

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

be selective with those life belts me hearty

Aye..




Love that pic.

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Are you floundering in the water or do you want to come aboard?

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...

I'm so sorry I thought you were in the brig. Who let you out?

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by mr rochester

...well - I was floundering in the water, but no-one noticed me and no-one could hear my calls for help...so I drowned just 3 miles off the coast of Cadiz.

I speak to you now from the murky depths of Davey Jones' locker...I'm just to the left of the sunken Spanish galleon (the one with all the treasure spilling out of a heuuuuuge chest...)

Now I will never know who won...

Pay me well in gold doubloons and I will send a siren with the news.

[mr rochester]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Pay me well in gold doubloons and I will send a siren with the news.

...psst...under me hammock on the lower deck you will find me secret stache of gold doubleballoons...give half to my family ashore when you return and use the rest to send me news of the winner...If perchance their are two winners do not send news - it will only upset my gentle equilibrium.

EX-ABS ROCHESTER

[sampvt]

HMS Sam will invoke its right to stay on calm seas till the final week when the armoury will be instructed to charge up the 300lb guns on all sides and we will blast all commoners out of the water wielding the flags of peace, morality and common sence. Even the ships rat (Dexter) will be offered cheese for coming in 4th and the good ship HMS Sam will sail back to port with riches abound and stories of 'what was that you said' and the truth why he won....HE COULDNT HEAR HALF OF THE BS GOING ON AROUND HIM SO HE STAYED SANE.

[anne666]

Originally Posted by sampvt

HMS Sam will invoke its right to stay on calm seas till the final week when the armoury will be instructed to charge up the 300lb guns on all sides and we will blast all commoners out of the water wielding the flags of peace, morality and common sence. Even the ships rat (Dexter) will be offered cheese for coming in 4th and the good ship HMS Sam will sail back to port with riches abound and stories of 'what was that you said' and the truth why he won....HE COULDNT HEAR HALF OF THE BS GOING ON AROUND HIM SO HE STAYED SANE.

[Kyle]

As predicted a few sirens are singing enticing songs about their God Dexter trying to force this ship on the rocks.

Don't listen crew we can sail through this no matter what they promise us!!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by sampvt

Be careful there captain, Certain Dexter followers will use these words against you, stick to slamming Dexter not his latent band of ardent and disillusioned followers.

Thanks Seaman Sam, you saved me there, the sirens almost got me but you pulled me back at the last moment.

[sampvt]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

Thanks Seaman Sam, you saved me there, the sirens almost got me but you pulled me back at the last moment.

Can someone please explain to me how I can get an infraction for warning the captain of a pending invasion by Dexter fans on this very light hearted thread. I thought we were streets ahead of forums like DS and could have a laugh. I understand why infractions are dealt out for nastiness but this thread is total lighthearted humour. I give up.

[KingOfTheMods]

I hope the twat scuttles itself. It would be the most interesting thing ever to happen involving Sam. Apart from when he got that sheep pregnant. That was epic.

[Jemal]

*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Hadouken

*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

We got ya dukes, here's a Towel with Callum's face on to dry yourself down with mate.

[Kyle]

Kazanne where are you, we have someone throwing my crew overboard we need you!

Have you been at the rum again?

[Jemal]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

We got ya dukes, here's a Towel with Callum's face on to dry yourself down with mate.

Lmao.

[Sandz38]

Originally Posted by Hadouken

*dives in the water*
*swims to catch up to the boat*
THROW THE ANCHOR!!!!!!!
I've been supporting Sam from day one so ya'na. No bandwagon around ere.

Your profile says you supported Callum actually from day 1 just an observation not an accusation but swim faster the sharks are hungry

[Jemal]

Originally Posted by Sandz38

Your profile says you supported Callum actually from day 1 just an observation not an accusation but swim faster the sharks are hungry

Yeah Callum's been my number 1 fav. But I've also supported Sam but less than callum. If you know what I mean. But now Callum's gone Sams my number 1. Or let me put it like this: in the rank thread? Sams never been out of my top 3.

[KingOfTheMods]

Originally Posted by Hadouken

Yeah Callum's been my number 1 fav. But I've also supported Sam but less than callum. If you know what I mean. But now Callum's gone Sams my number 1. Or let me put it like this: in the rank thread? Sams never been out of my top 3.

Out of interest then mate, because you are another person I don't think I've ever agreed with on here but you are articulate and back up your points, what has Sam brought that makes him worthy of winning?

[Jemal]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

Out of interest then mate, because you are another person I don't think I've ever agreed with on here but you are articulate and back up your points, what has Sam brought that makes him worthy of winning?

I just have different opinions to other people to do with show. I believe this is a reality show that can be entertaining. Sam isnt a born entertainer, hes a boy with a disability whos come into the house to role model and get the money to develop hes own charity for hes respected disablity. Yes Sam sleeps alot, but when hes awake he is no way Boring! If you look back hes had some funny moments. Other people may disagree but i feel hes done well for himself in that house. Its not like they give him airtime anyway. Last weeks have been surrounded by fueds.

[Sandz38]

Originally Posted by KingOfTheMods

Out of interest then mate, because you are another person I don't think I've ever agreed with on here but you are articulate and back up your points, what has Sam brought that makes him worthy of winning?

His expanding winky and valium.

[mr rochester]

^^^^^
erm...another man overboard..

[Kazanne]

CAP,N, found the very place to put that slippery rat when he's cornered

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

CAP,N, found the very place to put that slippery rat when he's cornered

Arrrr excellent i shall dust off the harpoon.

[sampvt]

Captain I see another ship on the horizon, its has the Dexter flag aloft and its called the good ship lollipop. Very aptly named as we can now give it a good licking.