[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

Cats do no have to.

Dogs do what they are told to cause they are mindless creatures.

they're not mindless, they're one of the most intelligent animals on the planet
close to apes, as research have shown
they care about us and they want to help us and protect us
cats are selfish, are with you only bc of food and shelter, dogs are with you bc they "love" you

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

What a mean thing to say. But that's dog owners for you, I guess.

mind you, I've known some decent cats in my time, former neighbours' cat, Pinky (imaginetively named after his pink bumhole) was a nice cat, didn't chase birds (but that probably bc he was lazy), spent some nights at our place too (it was originally owned by the previous occupiers of our house) which goes to show he was attached to the place, not the owners
but he was a decent cat unlike most of other cats

[Calderyon]

Wow you really hate cats a lot.

[Calderyon]

I can relate to cats, dogs I could never. Well maybe some of quieter ones.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

mind you, I've known some decent cats in my time, former neighbours' cat, Pinky (imaginetively named after his pink bumhole) was a nice cat, didn't chase birds (but that probably bc he was lazy), spent some nights at our place too (it was originally owned by the previous occupiers of our house) which goes to show he was attached to the place, not the owners
but he was a decent cat unlike most of other cats

You're just a catist.

[smudgie]

I like my son’s cougar.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

they're not mindless, they're one of the most intelligent animals on the planet
close to apes, as research have shown
they care about us and they want to help us and protect us
cats are selfish, are with you only bc of food and shelter, dogs are with you bc they "love" you

I guess humans always like to have a servant ie: someone to do do things for them instead of doing it themselves.

[Twosugars]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

Wow you really hate cats a lot.

tbh only bc of what they do to wildlife
if that could be controlled I'd have no problem with them

Originally Posted by Calderyon

I can relate to cats, dogs I could never. Well maybe some of quieter ones.

so it's not about cats, but you
there're plenty of quiet dogs

Originally Posted by Calderyon

I guess humans always like to have a servant ie: someone to do do things for them instead of doing it themselves.

they see it as cooperation, give and take, as should we

only humans have a concept of master-servant dynamics, dogs don't
we should see ourselves as guardians of our animals not masters

[Calderyon]

I just find cats more interesting and challenging than silly dogs.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

tbh only bc of what they do to wildlife
if that could be controlled I'd have no problem with them

They have to do that in order to survive. They don't do it for fun. It's their nature.

[Twosugars]

dogs are not silly!

[JerseyWins]

Originally Posted by RileyH

My cats are GORGEOUS (well one of them anyway, the other is a scabby antisocial freak but we love ha all the same)

The other taking after you?

Kiddiiiiiiiing

[JerseyWins]

I like cats, I like dogs, I love catdog.

[Mystic Mock]

My Kitten is a very affectionate Cat, she loves interacting with us in any way possible, she in particular loves games and being stroked.

[Strictly Jake]

I love dogs but cats I'm still wary around after one bit me and scratched me to pieces

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Boring animals

Originally Posted by Calderyon

I can relate to cats

[Calderyon]

I am not entertaining.

Cat's are however.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Guys, guys

dont let evil cats cause you to argue

we have had enough negativity groundhog day in this thread BECAUSE of cats

lets not fight

[thisisdanny]

NEVER

They're repulsive and evil

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by thisisdanny

NEVER

They're repulsive and evil

Beautiful animals. And not evil.

[TomC]

gorgeous creatures complex and loving

[Livia]

Dog's diary

8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm – Dinner! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


Cat's diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously a moron. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…

[JerseyWins]

^ Thats hilarious, I totally see that

[Twosugars]

[thisisdanny]

Originally Posted by Livia

Dog's diary

8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm – Dinner! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!