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Old 27-02-2019, 04:53 PM #1
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I don't think I'd like to commit to say a 300+ mile round trip without some sort of guarantee of at least a drunken handjob, preferably from a female member?

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I could wear a wig?
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This made me spit out my coffee lol
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This made me spit out my coffee lol
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No need to go to all that trouble, just wear some nail varnish and shave your arms.
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Never mind a meet up, when's the next pub quiz? That's what i wanna know.

If someone does a pub quiz, I'll love you forever and give you immunity from my trolling and the freedom to troll me unopposed.
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If someone does a pub quiz, I'll love you forever and give you immunity from my trolling and the freedom to troll me unopposed.
That is almost tempting
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^^^ Glenn wiping his mouth with a napkin from Spoons.
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Napkin lol. It will be a back of the hand wipe
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Napkin lol. It will be a back of the hand wipe
So that it dries to the skin and you can sniff it later?
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A sock works better.
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Wtf am not wiping my mouth with a sock
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