[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

I can't rake much more of this thread.

Now I need a hug

I’d ask how often you trim your bush but it’s privet.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

I’d ask how often you trim your bush but it’s privet.

stop trying to be hedgey

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

stop trying to be hedgey

Rumour has it, you got an old hoe in your shed.

[thesheriff443]

Let’s all just leaf it now.

[thesheriff443]

Or someone will take a fence

[Twosugars]

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

I hope it runs and runs

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

True,but there is plenty of sh1te when you are in a thread posting.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

True,but there is plenty of sh1te when you are in a thread posting.

boom!

[Crimson Dynamo]

i am currently feverishly trying to work out how to break it to her i have ended dry November a smidgeon early on the 26th, she will be home presently

[Parmy]

I hug my pillow every night.

Nothing wrong with hugging at all, hug all day ...sexy time at night guaranteed.

Btw, why did she need a hug?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I hug my pillow every night.

Nothing wrong with hugging at all, hug all day ...sexy time at night guaranteed.

Btw, why did she need a hug?

not home yet

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

not home yet

Video the hug..

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Video the hug..

the hug will be

"hug, sniff, have you had a drink?"

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

the hug will be

"hug, sniff, have you had a drink?"

Pile a load of dishes in the sink now..and rush through with your marigolds on when your heart races as you hear the key.

[Parmy]

I mean I'm only trying to help you out here!

Cause if she is as dissapointed as me in you failing november no drinkver, then you're in for a tough time.

[Parmy]

This is tense.. I think she's home...

Get up off your knees LT fgs..you hoovered this morning.

[Crimson Dynamo]

well she has arrived and we had a hug and kiss and so far i seem to have got away with it, im back in the office watching Corbyn on the BBC

i shall venture in to watch dinner date at 8 with my supper (chicken) but when i fill up a large glass of Vino the game is UP

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

well she has arrived and we had a hug and kiss and so far i seem to have got away with it, im back in the office watching Corbyn on the BBC

i shall venture in to watch dinner date at 8 with my supper (chicken) but when i fill up a large glass of Vino the game is UP

Jeez, my ex used to know what brand of lager I had been on from 3 feet.


Well done LT

[Parmy]

I'm still raging though that you failed at such a late datem

[thesheriff443]

Lt known as the nearly man.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm sat down, telly on, TL in kitchen, no bollocking, did I just do the great escape?. The Christmas book is coming out after supper to talk about Christmas food shopping so I may fall at the final hurdle

[Parmy]

I can see it now..

The TL looking at the Christmas puddings in the magazine, you excitedly jumping up going great idea, we have a full bottle of brandy over there...

She turns and looks at a half empty bottle of brandy almost hidden on the corner shelf..


Good luck.

[Crimson Dynamo]

[thesheriff443]

At the prospect of giving the tl, a hug lt gets on the whisky.

Is she Nora batty? And your compo.