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Old 17-04-2021, 06:38 AM #51
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Depends who shift it is.
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Because they probably taste like chicken
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Because we only own our mouths
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Imagine thinking rape is the same as stealing something from the shop
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A knife to cut it with
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In case they missed
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It was a pig
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Why do Doctors leave the room while you change? They're gonna see you naked anyway.
So they can try to keep a straight face when they come back in the room
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Imagine thinking rape is the same as stealing something from the shop
Why would anyone want to imagine that? What a strange request to make. No! I'm sorry, but I won't imagine that, I've got better things to do.
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